Will you have naan with your semi-automatic weapon? A nice glass of lassi before you go firing at innocent people? Perhaps some spicy goat curry to help fire you up??
The latest in what seems to be an every day "asshole starts firing at people" incident, involves THIS happy guy:
He had thousands of BULLET NUM-NUMS!
Up until yesterday he was an obscure 46 year-old lawyer.
His father, PRAKASH, gave him an American first name: NATHAN.
Somehow this Indian, who wasn't a very good lawyer and wasn't making much money, decided to open fire on his Houston neighbors. He fired his guns at passing cars, too.
Do you suppose he began doing a sing-song rhyme as the shots rang out??
"I am a little Hindu!
I do all that I kin-du
to puncture holes
In heathen souls
with bullets in your skin-do!"
(Well, the guy was crazy, so why expect him to come up with a perfect limerick. Besides, limericks are Irish.)
Cops had to shoot him down when he wouldn't stop firing at them.
Just to make the story a little spicier, the late great Mr. Desai had decorated himself in Nazi insignias.
Oooh, silly man!
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