The name means trouble, however you spell it.

Hailey. Hayley. Haley. Helly.

She'll put you through some changes, Lord. Sorta like a Waring blender.

Biebs' bitch just tied his pretty hair into Nigga-Knots. Haw haw.

Biebs doesn't like it? Too bad. That's Da Style. It's called "Hailey's Vomit."

Aw, I have sympathy for ALMOST any guy who suffers the hail-storm of a bloody-minded Hailey. EXCEPT, of course, Biebs. Hope he literally got bloody-minded from burning chemicals seeping into his brain, and a bloody headache from having his follicles in a twist.

Aldous Huxley suffered a "Braid New World" when his girlfriend Hailey pretended to go down on him, but instead did a pubic make-over. Yes, she twisted all his pubes till he looked like his dick was surrounded by cockroaches.

OK, I made up that last part, students of Huxley, and Huxley students. I just liked the dick and cockroach pun. And that reminds me of a story so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself...