MASHABLE on COW POTATO ADELE the Fat Media Whore

When you've got so many enablers, from the DAILY FAIL to idiotic "news" sites like MASHABLE, it's easy for a Media Whore like ADELE to get extra publicity.

Anything ADELE (and other media whores) intentionally post on TWITTER and INSTAGRAM becomes fodder for breathless celebrity watchers to gasp and blink about. Oooooh, FAT ADELE is just like US, she doesn't like to EXERCISE!

Where'd they get this not-important news? ADELE posted a photo of her ugly self.

Yeah, another celebrity who insists everything she does is of vital importance to the rest of the world.

Hey, fat idiotic low-class cow, fame seems to be giving you a swelled head.

It matches the rest of you.