Some bitch does a "wardrobe malfunction." Some dimwit mispronounces a name. Or some nigga imitates Kanye West and storms the stage to take the spotlight away.
Since these awards are meaningless, it's up to low-class Millennials to imitate their tacky idols and do stupid things to make the show more interesting.
Yeezy Yeezy. Who doesn't want to hear more about cheesy wheezy YEEZY.
Who doesn't want to see some monkey in a silly outfit trying to be cool.
Yo, you got your 1 minute of fame, monkey, now after you finish braggin' to all the other monkeys in the hood, do everyone a favor and get a cap in da head from some jealous nigga next door.
Christ, wanting to be like Kanye? Kanye is the monkey with such bad taste in women (fat ass Kardashian) and worst taste in general, including gold-plated toilets, leather skirts for men, and his pretentious rap garbage which becomes unbearable when he tries to sing. Christ, this guy isn't even original in his Yeezy-Jesus bullshit, as white people already had "Jesus Christ Superstar" and Nick Lowe's "Jesus of Cool" album and on and on. We long for the day when fat Kim widens her shit-colored eyes in bed and mutters, "It Don't Come Yeezy."
And on and on. And so it goes and so it goes and so it goes and so it goes.
Did you like how, once this guy was already being hustled away, brave Sharon Has-been tried to kick him off stage. Feisty little bitch, our Sharon. As long as security guards are around. Speaking of on and on, Sharon is STILL apparently on American TV with her witless copy of the witless all-twat chat show "The View," called "The Talk." Yeah, monkey see monkey do, again.
Like a certain moribund music-stealing forum, it's Deja Vu all over again, only more and more pathetic and boring.
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