Media Whore Caitlyn Jenner, Wuttup Wid da Nigga?

Some fags, dykes and "whatnots" are all rallying around "Caitlyn."

"Caitlyn" is such a WONDERFUL "role model" for the transgender community.

"Caitlyn" sure as hell isn't a good father or mother.

WUTTUP WID DA NIGGA, YO?

Would you let your underage daughters slut around in nightclubs and push their rat-like faces onto reality TV? And end up getting cherry-popped by gangsta nigga scum?

One reason the Kardashians and Jenners attracts a million trailer-trash TV viewers and sell copies every time they're on a magazine cover, is that ugly white trailer trash sows are fascinated by BLACK ON WHITE SEX. Yes it's all about reverse racism.

Ugly fat white women know that black men love FAT ASSES, as proven by Kim Kardashian, so they get a vicarious thrill about NIGGAS. Kim fucks a Nigga. Khloe fucks a Nigga. Kendall fucks a Nigga. Kris Jenner dumped her white-fat Bruce to fuck a Nigga. Dopey white women read the magazines and follow the TV show and think how great it would be to get pumped by an athletic black guy with a big dick, instead of redneck Lamar who got a two inch pecker you can barely see over his huge beer belly.

It's the old Mandingo cliche. A recent article mentioned that porn is racist, because there are all those "black and white" porn videos. Yet you don't see blacks complaining about that stereotype.

When did the Rev. Jesse Jackson (the Assange fan) ever get up and give a speech saying that black men shouldn't be identified as pimps and kept Mandingo men for slutty white women?

Somehow blacks are very happy to have that image of being dangerous, big-dicked criminals. Players. Niggas. Till one of them gets shot while walking around being a gangsta. If the shot was fired by a cop and not some idiot in a rival gang, it's not cool, yo.

But I digress.

Where is CAITLYN in raising his two slutty bitch daughters?

What parent in or OUT of his right mind, would want his daughter to be sitting next to a disgusting nigger with his tongue out, acting like he's a retarded criminal drug-dealing piece of lowlife shit? But that's what this white lady wants. And Caitlyn isn't saying NO.

Caitlyn is an ugly fish-mouthed lunatic who has done nothing for 30 years except think about himself and promote the witless do-nothing Kardashians and Jenners.

He was busy admiring his nail polish while plowing into the car in front of him and KILLING A WOMAN.

He was married three times and still is being an utter shit brain, wandering around with boobs AND a dick, coyly not stating whether (at age 65) he'll be going out with men, women, or other TG freaks like himself.

What kind of father OR mother is Bruce/Caitlyn, when he lets his two bitchy slut brainless UNDERAGE daughters parade on national TV as part of the "Keeping up with the Kardashians" show...and date some creature that looks like a chimp that escaped its cage?

What's that SMELL? Oh, Used Underwear on EBAY

The odd stand-up comedian Emo Phillips had a line:

"I got some new underwear today. Well, new to ME."

He must have been shopping on EBAY. This is where pervs happily sell their used underwear. As long as it stinks. Most of the ads, especially in the hidden "adults only" section, are loaded with lurid pictures of a woman wearing her knickers, talking about how many days she's worn them, and how "they will be sent in a sealed plastic bag."

Ebay of course has no problem with this, as long as the ad includes a line, "item is NEW with TAG" even though it's obviously NOT. Technically only NEW underwear can be sold on EBAY or "vintage" items that might be new but were in an antique drawer (ha ha) or something, and to be sold to collectors of "vintage" lingerie.

But now and then an over-enthusiastic stinker gets caught. While Emo may have bought used underwear to actually WEAR, it's likely that the bidders on these two auctions (reported and stopped) wanted to masochistically enjoy a manly aroma of piss and shit and whatever else.

Men are stupid. WOMEN are much smarter. They know how to sell and NOT get stopped.

Here's a lady who DIDN'T pose in her undies, and used the term "pre-owned" (meaning USED) adjective in her ad. To make it more obvious, she offered a nudge-nudge wink-wink in her copy. But the last line in the ad says the item is NEW and that's good enough for EBAY.

Why would someone auction their "pre-owned" knickers and then in the last line say NEW?

EBAY is "just a venue." Like a sewer.

VMA - Vulgar Moron Awards - when will Miley Cyrus die? And take Kanye and Nicki with her?

Yeah, the VMA, Vulgar Moron Awards were on last night.

The idea is to see who is going to act like the stupidest whore, monkey or drug addict. Remember when it was "about the music?" Who makes MUSIC anymore?

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. Which of these four stories makes you the most BORED?

Viley Virus was promoting this shitty show on the Jimmy Kimmel blabfest a few nights earlier. She wore pasties on her tiny tits, and this was enough to make Kimmel leer and and claim to be intimidated. A grown man with a wife and kids, and he gets unhinged because a bubble-headed little snot comes prancing out with big pasties on that almost obscure her little tits?

She was preening about how she LOVES to go around naked, and how much it shocks people.

Not as much as if she said something intelligent.

So, big surprise, she did her best to have a "nipple slip" on the show. Why does ANYONE care about an androgyne with tits the size of marshmallows? She is really one ugly chipmunk. How stupid is the world that this repetitious media whore can excite people with the same dumb tricks?

Kanye called attention to himself. That's news? Anything that monkey-faced chump says can instantly get a whoop from the idiot press? As if anything he says means anything. That's like shit announcing it's hoping to attract flies.

Icky Nicki? Starting some kind of bitch war by shouting about Viley Virus? She should just use her mouth for sucking cock.

And lastly, Justin Bieber proves he's just a little bitch by crying and sobbing because he wasn't booed at the show. What did they do, stock the audience with 13 year-old girls and autistic cows?

Lennon gets killed and these assholes are alive and well.

Isn't it about time one of these morons has an overdose, or dies in a plane crash?

One Less Asshole In Atlanta

Anybody sad about a beer-guzzling dumbass redneck doing a swan dive after shouting BOOOOO at a Yankees baseball player?

NOT ME.

This made my fucking day.

Georgia is short ONE asshole, but that shit-filled state, loaded as it is with whining drunks, two-bit grifters, penny ante thieves and dimwitted cretins, still has more than enough to make Darwin puke.

Finally this slob got rid of his beer belly.

Fat old slob boy was a fan of the Atlanta Braves (you know, the team that makes fun of Native Americans by blasting fake "Indian war chant" music, and having everybody stand up and go "unnga unnga unnnga" while pretending to hold tomahawks).

Well, he flattered the Braves, and now he's flatter than a pancake at the WAFFLE HOUSE, y'all.

It's fortunate he didn't land on a normal person.

His family might be a tad upset by all of this, but look at the bigger picture. His death did NOT even STOP the game. His beloved Braves just kept right on a'going.

He would've wanted it that way, right?

Fat White Guy died yelling at a Millionaire Latino.

You can't do better than your last words being "BOO!"

Asshole Julian Assange grins about Death Threats

He looks SO worried doesn't he?

Asshole Assange doesn't seem to lack for visitors, or photo ops.

The monkeys at the Ecuador Embassy probably groom his hair like chimps, and eat the bugs they find.

Julian's latest publicity spit that the media is licking up, is to meet with hypocrite Rev. Jesse Jackson, the wall-eyed con-man who has played the race card to become a millionaire celebrity.

Three years living the good life in the Embassy. He gets visitors. He gets photographers. It truly is SANCTUARY.

Money? He's got loads of it, because like all good Internet conmen, he found ways of making it pay off. While the average moron thinks that torrent owners, forum owners and even YOUTUBE posters are "sharing" out of the goodness of their hearts, the truth is they all make money.

Assange probably has ladies delivered to him by the greasy four-foot tall simian-faced gnomes who run the Ecuadorian Embassy. He looks deliriously happy while spouting his rhetoric for his inane paranoid fans. Oooh, they're out to get me. Oooh, they could have drones try to kill me. Oooh, I am SUCH a fucking martyr!

Too bad asshole Assange didn't enrage the Muslims. The cowardly low-IQ banana-eaters from Ecuador would never have given him shelter, or risked a bomb landing on their thick skulls.

Stupid Twats are upset CHRISSIE HYNDE TELLS THE TRUTH

Truth or publicity gambit?

This newspaper article does NOT quote ANYONE but Chrissie Hynde.

If you're a real reporter, and you headline that "critics" are upset, shouldn't you quote one?

Instead, the article is really just a juicy tease to get people to buy Hynde's book. Oh, gee, didn't know she "performed sex acts" on some bikers. That should be a lot more salacious and satisfying to read about than what she did with Ray Davies. Unless Ray has some "Lola" secrets that Chrissie would like to reveal.

Did you notice any quotes from "critics" of Hynde?

No.

There you are, the media making a "news story" out of quoting from a book about to be released.

Pretty lazy.

What do you expect, the story was written by a twat. Some cunt named Becky.

PS, some feminists will tell you that women can tease by mincing around half naked at midnight on a dangerous street, and they should be treated like classy, royal ladies. Don't even ask why they're prowling around looking like sex objects.

Feminists will also say that a woman who is drunk off her ass in a bar, with her tits halfway hanging out, should be treated with respect. Some gallant fellow should hail a cab, pay for it, and see the lady home. And NOT take advantage. In other words, do for HER what he wouldn't do for a MALE in that condition.

Feminists, in essence, are hypocrites who think their sexuality should get preferential treatment and respect. They play the TWAT CARD.

Rape is not about sex, they insist. It's assault. OK, how's "asking for it" that much different if a drunk man staggers out of a bar and gets robbed and beaten? A drunk woman gets raped...and not robbed or beaten? Maybe she got the better of the deal.

The bottom line is that Hynde was telling the truth. Don't put yourself in a bad position by doing stupid things. It applies to both men and women, but since she's a woman, and had bad experiences, she's writing from that point of view.

"Critics" are upset that she's saying she was "asking" for trouble by being slut-tough and hanging with bikers? She was.

Too bad women don't really grasp "common sense." Not when they're busy putting colored whale blubber on their lips and eyes, and spending a fortune at the nail salon and the hairdresser...things MEN DO NOT DO.

Who is telling bitches to paint their faces? NOBODY but BITCHES. They still buy gigantic fashion magazines. VOGUE does much more business than HUSTLER or RAZZLE (if that even exists). Walk down any street and notice how many stores cater to women's vanity. Who buys 99% of the fur coats?

Common sense is for women to stop being twats.

Common sense would also be to browse Hynde's book in a store before buying, in case she doesn't go into enough lurid detail about her cuntal activities, but...where do you find a bookstore anymore??

A BETTER LIFE BY...being a "get rich quick" douchebag on EBAY

OH BOY!

Wanna get rich quick? Buy an illegal download of a 99 cent no-author book on EBAY.

Hurry, Hurry, STEP RIGHT UP.

A douchebag in Colorado who is practically reduced to using a metal detector to find pennies in the gutter, is going to sell you the SECRET to being a MILLIONAIRE. FOR JUST NINETY-NINE CENTS! Hey, he's got "A BETTER LIFE" in his eBay handle, so he must know.

PS, this asshole is not even a "power seller" or "top seller" on EBAY but he sells a book on how to be what he ISN'T.

This is amusement on the Internet. People not only buy bootlegged shit like "Harry Potter" collections, they buy absolutely worthless shit that every maggot and dung beetle is offering with "resale rights."

Yes, some con artist scanned some public domain books and put new titles on them. Also, plagiarized books figuring the authors will never know. Then he took this time-wasting garbage to eBay where he began selling them with "resale rights." How stupid is that? Now he's got two dozen morons competing with him and the price has lowered to 99 cents. In fact, some dealers offer "100 ebooks on how to Make Money, how to get Sex, how to play guitar..." etc. etc.

It just gets more penny ante every day.

The most annoying part of it is that all of this GARBAGE, like the GARBAGE on Spotify and eMusic and YouTube, detracts from the worthy and creative people who get lost in the shuffle of FREE and CHEAP.

Somebody who does have good tips on marketing or motivation, and writes a book, can't even sell it anymore because publishers can't pay a decent advance. Thanks to the glut on the market from nickel and dime jerks and petty penny criminals.

"Are we millionaires yet?????"

A Piece of Shit in Sittingbourne - Let's All Steal Rowling's Potter Books on EBAY

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Here's a piece of shit in the obscure town of Sittingbourne, sitting around bootlegging everybody's eBooks.

For added scam fun, the seller INSISTS that the "sale MUST END SUNDAY."

So hurry hurry hurry!

Rowling herself told him, "it's good business to put deadline pressure on. 5 and a half pounds for all my books? Well, yes, that's reasonable. You worked SO hard downloading them off some forum or other. You need compensation for your hard work, and frankly, we all know I'm wealthy enough so I should SHARE with lazy, sneaky total strangers."

Love that "OUR PRICE." The royal editorial WE.

This is a big, big business in Sittingbourne, right?

The warehouse is just BULGING with all those eBooks, including

Ah, look at all the lovely POSITIVE comments below. Do people realize these are dupes and all the money goes to some weasel in Sittingbourne? You can bet an eBay bidder named Seniormole or Lord of the Boot Sale would be indignant. "What kerfuffle! Don't ruin our fun!"

"The price on Amazon is too high. After all, it's just eBooks."

One or two winning bidders left neutrals because they were too inept to deal with the eBook format or, ha ha ho ho hee hee, they "thought" they were getting "real books" at that bargain price.

Isn't it nice, all the toffee this seller can chew on, just by sitting in Sittingbourne and fencing stolen goods?

This has been going on, obviously, for months, and none of the authors have apparently noticed. Or they don't care. So that makes it all right.

And when this shit from Sittingbourne gets a "sorry, we've knocked off ALL your auctions" from eBay? Well, this WORTHY gets to keep all the money, of course. It won't be taken away by Paypal and distributed to the authors or publishers. And, who knows, this WORTHY may get another account to do it all over again, or try some sneaky caveats like, "attention eBay, I am an authorized reseller or copyright owner," blah blah la dee dah.

The Shit in Sittingbourne is just one of many monkey-see monkey-steal cheap jerks in the U.K. Most of the cheapest, of course, are in SCOTLAND.

The Prick from Plymouth - Spends a Penny on Authors for Pennies

Well here's an obliging bastard.

For a big .99 this asshole will send you 100's of eBooks he stole off KICKASS or some idiot forum.

How low and penny ante does it get? Some guy needs .99 so badly he takes the time to write an ad, post on eBay and collect about .50 after eBay and Paypal take out their fees??

What next, stealing the lunch money off children on their way to school?

What a pathetic parasite this is. What a little blood-engorged tic. What a dung beetle. He'll check his e-mail ten times a day to see if he made a sale, and then check the winner's e-mail and send a link he uploaded...all for about .50.

And how many hours did he take to create his ad?

Yes, we see, you've collaged all the latest best sellers you're giving away at less than A PENNY each.

And you've stolen a photo of some bint you don't know, who is showing off the "goodies."

"After purchase we'll mail you the download link from 'Drop Box.'"

I like the editorial "We."

It's just one little pathetic snot-nosed stinker.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee, sell a few of these and you can buy yourself a few Yorkie chocolate bars. They're "not for girls" but put your pennies down, and some dealer will sell a few to you, even if you're a cunt.

CNN means: "ENGLAND NO LONGER EXISTS"

The CNN website has offered 10 photos taken in Manchester years ago.

The photos are from an exhibit called "An England That No Longer Exists."

Well yes, if we are referring to an England where white children are playing and smiling, you're right. IT NO LONGER EXISTS.

If you're referring to kids innocently playing jump rope instead of video games, and being outside instead of inside, and living without the fear of Muslim psychopaths shooting them to pieces, yes, IT NO LONGER EXISTS.

"I'm an Ebay Porn Pervert. Here's My Secret Stash. CHEERS!!!!!!"

Ebay doesn't allow porn EXCEPT in their secret "adults only" section.

But, since only a million pervs know about it, while 20 million surf the non-porn items...what to do?

AH!

How smart! Post a cheap auction selling NOTHING, and use it as a classified ad.

This is sort of like somebody putting little notes around a drug store: "Hey, if you want illegal drugs, contact ME. Here's my number."

The best part is the ad itself, with a cheery greeting at the end.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, the ONLY person in the world who could say "Cheers!" and not make me sick, was Terry-Thomas.

If you're NOT Terry-Thomas, DON'T use that stupid word.

This asshole is in New Hampshire, but that's usually the case. The worst offenders are so-called Anglophiles who think they're veddy veddy British because they buy Cracker Barrel Cheddar Cheese. And watch "Downton Abbey." And sell some British porn.

No, this auction didn't last too long. Jeers!

What Do You Say When a Celebrity Dies? Uh, er, RIP

For the time capsule: some of the clever, sensitive, poignant comments posted on FARCEBOOK after the breast cancer death of Yvonne Craig.

Craig was an actress with a lot of credits, but pinheads only cared that a) early in her career she was in an Elvis movie and may have fucked him, as nobody could resist the great Elvis, b) she once was painted green and played an alien on "Star Trek," and c) wow, zap, pow, she played "Batgirl" in a few episodes of the "Batman" TV show.

Let it roll.

Profound.

Touching.

Her sister and the rest of her family and friends had to be SO comforted by a few dozen Farcebook comments or Twatter tweets. It really shows "she will be missed."

A day later, and people are back to "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

Only a Genie Could Grant Barbara Eden's No Bootleg/No Brat Wish

What? Barbara Eden on tour?

The ageless (if you don't look too closely) "jeannie," who doesn't mind people selling fake nudes of her, DOES object to SOMETHING.

Bootlegging.

Oh, and if you bring your squalling baby to interrupt her singing and her babbling anecdotes about her life, the brat had better sit in a PAID SEAT.

Well, not really. That's the "dream" she and her venue have.

Note the warning on the Ticketmaster site, that everyone must PAY to get in, and no cameras/videos allowed for tonight's $52 love fest.

Wonder if tonight's show will turn up on YouTube, or a few select moments? Or that the "usual suspects" will be offering sales of it at memorabilia conventions or "sharing" it in forums?

After the show, in which she talks about her "I Dream of Jeanie" costume, and what it was like to work with Larry Hagman, and the rest of the trivia, fans who can't get ENOUGH can go to EBAY for this shit, which is for sale RIGHT NOW:

Yes, Barbara Eden's "webmistress" knows about this shit.

The "webmistress" is fine with it. So what if perverts are making money soiling Eden's image, claiming fake nudes are real, and making dupe prints against eBay policy. But, heh heh, eBay needs to get an e-mail from Eden, her lawyer or her "webmistress" saying it's unauthorized. And it ain't happening. It's too much effort to stop one or two people?

You can bet that tonight there will be people aiming their cellphones at her. There will be plenty of people hauling their brats in their arms and NOT paying for a seat, or women breastfeeding babies and daring anyone to deny them a seat.

Everyone is ENTITLED. "I dream of" a day when celebrities and venues stop being stupid and apathetic, but they're too busy...being stupid and apathetic.

Yo, Dah Pit Bull Dat Killed a Bitch - REAL GENTLE!

"They all deserve to die, Mrs. Lovett."

Who? PIT BULL OWNERS. Fucking stupid obnoxious PIT BULL OWNERS.

Why own a killer breed of animal? To guard your garbage, of course. To scare people so you can strut around like GOD with the devil on a leash.

Here's yet another STOOOPID story about a killer dog. This fucking animal was "guarding" some low class monkey moron's garbage when it broke out of the warehouse, attacked and killed a woman, and bit yet another.

Here she be, inspectin' her wounds.

Here's the hilarious part. This woman, who could've been KILLED, is telling the world it's a "gentle" dog.

Don't kill it, just because it went berserk and jumped out a window and attacked and killed a woman.

Take it from this dummy who survived...let it kill some more. It's a "gentle" dog, really.

North Carolina, another boil on the face of America. It's loaded with stupid homicidal idiots and even more disgusting dogs. There is no reason for pit bulls to exist. They should all be exterminated.

Yes. You read it right.

This world would be better off with 50% LESS dogs.

Of course, it would be better off with 75% less people.

A Cheap Bad Breath ARAB Douchebag from Dubai

Not ALL the hummus-faced bleach-brained bozos in the Arab countries are rich.

Take THIS douchebag in Dubai, the place Jew-hating Michael Jackson LOVED to play.

He's literally nickel-and-diming an eBook on BAD BREATH.

Consider that eBay takes a percentage, and Paypal.

This asshole is going to make about 60 cents for all the effort of posting this crap, checking for a sale, checking the winner's e-mail account, and e-mailing the PDF file.

Oh, and eBay DOES have a rule AGAINST e-mailing PDF files.

So what does this cheap Camel-smelling dirtbag do?

He write in his ad:

"This e-Book does not breach eBay's Downloadable Policy."

Of course not. Allah told him so.

Then the Arab lies:

"I will send this item by postal mail. Sending this item by email or any other digital delivery method is not allowed and violates eBay policy."

Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

Arabs are liars? Filthy cheap stinking bad breath liars?

This conniving Arab LIES and claims this book on bad breath "normally sells around $49." WHERE? Go to Amazon. Go to Alibris. WHERE?

Then he claims that this item, which will net him 60 cents if it sells, will be MAILED?

Even in his own shitty country it would cost more than 60 cents to mail even a CD with the file on it! That CD mailed to Europe or America would cost $2 or $3.

Oh, tell me, oh Allah, who is really the cheap bastard, the Jew or the Arab?

It seems to me, it's the Arab.

You don't see anyone in Israel offering this kind of shit, loaded with lies.

Islam is the religion of lies, is that it? Islam is the religion of cheap conniving thieves, is that it?

It is if you look at this filthy, dirty ad from a dirtbag Arab in Dubai.

Bieber NOT Dead, Just a Look-alike "THE FANS MOURN!!!!!!!"

Yeah, it's the worst disaster since the Hindenburg blew up.

Some balloon who spackled himself to look like BIEBER has died.

He was a drama queen, of course.

Early reports suggest he offed himself due to a tiff with his boyfriend.

And yes, the warped world of Twatter IS full of people who are mourning and sobbing and trembling over this.

I won't waste my time with the screen caps of "Rest peacefully, my angel" or "You showed us all to be who we are." And other drivel.

There's a pretty low level of "hero worship" these days, isn't there? People identify with Kardashians, and drive halfway around the world to see Bieber, and adopt every freak from Caitlyn to THIS fool. Maybe the guy with the Miley tattoos all over himself is getting e-mails: "I hope you're all right, sweet soul."

Speaking of drama queens, it turns out that the psycho black guy who decided to kill an unarmed news reporter and her cameraman...was GAY.

Yeah. 41, black and gay, and a paranoid lunatic. No doubt it wasn't easy for him to be black and gay, but he DID manage to get a power position as a broadcaster BECAUSE he was black and gay. HE screwed it up by being incompetent and obnoxious. And he wrote a 'manifesto' declaring himself a hero and urging race wars. And on and on. But back to THIS idiot.

"Fans have mourned his death..." Right. And in a few days they will be jumping up and down waiting to see what VILEY VIRUS is wearing (or not wearing) as she hosts yet another meaningless awards show. And they'll be screaming for ONE DIRECTION. And waiting for the next "what is she going to wear" moment from Caitlyn or Kim Kardashian. And so it goes.

Monkey See, Monkey Shoot - WDBJ7 Girl Dies because "Black Entitled Assholes Matter"

Good morning, KILLER.

Yes, every fucking morning you check the news and you get something horrific.

This morning? A minor local newswoman (in small Roanoke, Virginia) reporting live on a minor "puff" news piece about the 50th anniversary of a man-made lake gets shot. Her cameraman, too. Live, on the air.

That was the headline this morning. That a woman doing a routine live broadcast for an easy-going morning news broadcast gets shot. Along with her cameraman.

HUH? Terrorists? Wait, this is in Virginia. ISIS isn't likely to go storming into a town in Virginia.

So what the FUCK happened?

Now what? It turns out it was a "disgruntled ex-employee" that did it.

Oh sure, America, where ANYONE can get a GUN at ANY TIME.

Alison Parker was 24. She was your typical blonde, hired for being nice looking, and able to handle a microphone. She was sent out to cover "soft" news items mostly. She was shot at "point-blank range," along with her cameraman.

Here she is, with about 5 seconds to live.

A moment later, you see her wide eyed, her mouth gasping, because she sees VESTER LEE FLANAGAN II raging at her with a gun and firing it into her flesh.

By who?

Vester Lee Flanagan II.

Yeah. VESTER.

Only when he was working at WDBJ he invented the fancy-ass name "Bryce Williams."

He was an ugly incompetent piece of shit, but he was black. So he got hired.

Here's a screen cap from one of his old broadcasts for WDBJ.

You see what I mean?

If you hire an attractive blonde woman, you damn well better hire a fat, unattractive obnoxious black man, too. Otherwise you is racist, yo.

As the story was unfolding, with "Bryce Williams" on the run, and police cars in pursuit of him down the highway, an on-air anchor at the station said, "You might remember him. His TV name was Bryce Williams. He left here a couple of years ago, and not on good terms...apparently he had it out for WDBJ and its employees."

Apparently.

This jerk was lucky to get a job in the first place, and you can bet he got it because he was BLACK. "Let's hire the BLACK guy, let's show how unbiased we are." Actually, it shows how biased people can be, because they'll hire the minority idiot over someone more competent. Anyone do a background check to see how mentally unstable this bastard was? Nope. That would be unfair. He's black? Hire him! Don't ask questions, you Whitey Snoop.

Sometimes the Internet does work...in this case, the news came fast, and the station's Twitter provided more details as they happened.

It was interesting to see a live feed from this obscure TV station, and see how professional and dry-eyed the reporters were.

"We're all in shock," the anchor staff said, as they covered this story. "It was just like any other day, they were sent out to cover this story..."

VESTER saw the pretty blonde Ms. Parker on the live news, and realized he was close enough to grab his weapon, drive over and kill her. So he did.

An anchorman at WDBJ gave more details on him.

"Since we know and it's confirmed he is dead, I'll tell you what I know. Vester was an unhappy man. We hired him as a reporter, but he quickly became...he had a reputation as someone difficult to work with. He was looking out for people to say things he could take offense to. He eventually, after many incidents of anger coming to the fore, we had to have the police escort him from the building. Since then, he filed an action with the Equal Opportunity Employment commission, and he may have made one about Alison Parker. We went around to all our employees and we have a pretty diverse workplace, and we got nothing about that, and the Equal Opportuniy Commission dismissed it. So we had an unhappy employee. Sometimes they're not suited for the work, and they move on. But he remained in town..."

He sure did.

And since he was such a shitpile he couldn't get another flashy job in Virginia as a spoiled, pompous "star," he decided to go after the pretty blonde girl and shoot her down.

Anyone want to insist that this shit doesn't happen more with minorities? Of course it does. They're wired early into thinking they are ENTITLED. They can find any excuse. With blacks, it's slavery from 100 years ago. "Something happened in 1860, so you gotta give ME a job even if I'm not qualified. And put up with my bad attitude."

Nobody, not even other minorities at the station, could calm this asshole down. He kept blaming all his troubles on race, even though he was one of the luckiest blacks on the planet, having a well-paying, union glamorous job.

You can't criticize them, and God help you if you fire one of 'em. If they're incompetent jerks who were only hired because of "affirmative action," and their capabilities are SO FAR BELOW THAT OF EVERYONE ELSE that they have to leave, they take it as a racial slur.

And one morning he watches the news, sees where a pretty blonde reporter is, and drives over and shoots her. And her cameraman. He even shot the person the reporter was interviewing (that person has survived).

It gets WORSE.

This psycho monkey actually TWEETED about his crime afterward.

AND he posted his own cellphone footage on FACEBOOK.

He immortalized himself, before putting a gun to his head as the cops tracked him down.

So we've got a TWO FOR ONE...a useless black son of a bitch with a chip on his shoulder and no talent, taking out two white people. Two white people who were in loving relationships that could've led to marriage. All anyone can say is "that's a shame, a real tragedy."

SPAMFORD? AGAIN? Sanford Wallace Slapped on his Wrist

Christ, that name from the past is ba-a-a-a-ck.

Hans, Kim Dotcom, Spamford...they don't EVER give up and NEVER have anything better to do.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

They're all FAT FUCKS, aren't they?

They all LOVE to pose, and they all take great GLEE in being pests.

Spamford was the notorious e-mail jerk who kept blasting everyone with his garbage from "savetrees" dotcom. This was back in the days when there were few laws regarding the Internet, and "mysterious" people with a little knowledge of technology could wreak havoc. This was when it was also routine for pricks to get 50, 100 EBAY accounts a DAY to sell illegal shit and harass people.

After many many miserable years, SPAMFORD was identified and slapped on his fat wrist. He didn't stop. Oregon and a few other states made "spamming" illegal, and I think he was fined, jailed, and told to not even TOUCH a computer. But I guess that was only or the few years of his sentence or his probation.

Yes, it turns out that his sociopath behavior continued, and if he couldn't blast away with spam e-mails, he could invade MySpace and Facebook and make life aggravating for millions of people. What FUN.

I wonder if he's behind the constant Ray-Ban spams on Facebook, that Fuckerberg can't seem to do anything about. It seems every day "pretty girls" with very few friends or profile words start to "friend" celebrities and all the desperate "like me like me" people. Then, bang, they spam everyone on that person's list. Facebook's hapless solution? "Report it, and we will tell the person not to do that again, and if they do, we will suspend them."

The money is good, the "outlaw" aspect of being an Ayatollah and a smug pariah is even better, and any jail sentence will be in a minimum security lock-up that's more like a college dorm. And it won't be for long.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

"What's the kerfuffle?" asks Seniormole. "Why are they ruining Spamford's fun? He seems like a nice chap. I wonder if he drinks a quart of wine a day and dresses up like Charley's Aunt, just as I do?"

Isis Atrocities? Ho Hum. We're busy "Keeping up with the Kardashians"

The front page is reserved for what Nigga is fucking Kylie Jenner or her mommy Kris Jenner.

It's reserved for any time Kim pulls at her blouse and shows "her ample assets."

ISIS?

Are you kidding?

Few papers bother to report their day-to-day atrocities.

The few that do, consign it all to a few little boxes FAR away from the vital news about KARDASHIANS, JENNERS, and the courageous Caitlyn.

Even stoning faggots to death doesn't rate many comments. Gays are too busy gushing about courageous Caitlyn, and wondering which GAY or LESBIAN will host the next Oscar or Emmy show.

As for destroying a priceless art relic? Look, we've already seen the reports of ISIS maniacs running loose in Syrian museums breaking shit, and beheading scholars trying to protect the treasures.

It won't matter till a few of those fine, fine Muslims (like the brothers at the Boston Marathon) destroy a museum in England or America. And even then, hold your tempers, because not ALL Muslims are bad. In fact, many of the ones who sprayed bullets at soldiers and civilians, killed people in the street, and bombed buildings and holiday events...were "fine, fine" citizens just the day before.

So let's all just be tolerant while waiting for the end of the world.

Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Jokes - NOT FUNNY, I TELL YOU!

My blogger pal monitoring Scotland has passed along the hideous "Top 10" Edinburgh Fringe Jokes.

The jokes have indeed passed along. They are moribund. Dead. As in the "Parrot Joke" routine.

Being in a zombie mood, I thought I'd carve at these hacky jokes a bit. Not that it improves 'em any.

1. "Gretel squatted naked on top of the washer-dryer as it was moving. She had an orgasm Hans free!" - Darren Squelch

2. "Kim Kardashian had a dirty brown stain in the crack of her ass. Kanye West!" - Stewed Horsepis

3. "Every woman walks around with a cat carrier. Her pussy!" - Adam Hiss

4. "What's the difference between a "hippo" and a "Zippo." One is a fat thing with no sense of humor, and the other sort of sounds like the one Marx Brother with no sense of humor." - Masai NoSenseofHumor

5. "If I could take just one thing to a desert island, it would be Dave Green. And leave him there." - Dave Green's mother.

6. "Jesus fed 5,000 people — free — which is enough to enrage Iain Duncan Smith into becoming Muslim and bringing half of Syria into the UK." - Mark Nelson.

7. "Red Sky at night, you're not gonna win. Blue sky at night? If you care, you're Jeff Lynne." - E.L.O. Parry

8. "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She said, "How did you escape your monkey cage?" -Alun Cocheyed

9. "When clowns divorce, it's even more unfunny than when they perform." -Slime N. Nunnery

10. "They're always telling me to live my dreams. Like getting no laughs at the Edinburgh Fringe and being told I shouldln't even audition for 'Britain's Got Talent'" - David Walliums

Deadly CELINE DION, ugly arrogant gruesome egomaniac

As for Celine "Car Alarm" Dion, one of the most annoying ear-aches on the planet, I didn't think she could be more disgusting than when she bellows "My Heart Will Go ON AND ON AND ON."

I was wrong, as the headline below reveals.

Her rotten vocals rivaled Shitney "I-I-I-AYYYY Will Always Love You-u-u-u-u" Houston.

But Shitney is dead and gone. She overdosed and died. She didn't drag a death scene ON AND ON AND ON.

Celine? She has to BOAST to the world that her ugly hubby, who looks like a pile of hummus gone bad, wants to DIE in her ARMS.

For grandstanding and publicity seeking, this is beyond disgusting, annoying, arrogant and obnoxious.

Kind of a fucked up Canuck, isn't she?

Doesn't this sound like the bragging of an egomaniac? What the FUCK is she broadcasting this shit to the media for? To show how much the old goat LOVES her? Awwww, how romantic...NOT.

Dion has been dragging this carcass around for years and years. Everyone knows that the second ugliest loudmouth singer in the world (behind Babs Streisand) has some mental problem and physical problem and needed to marry her grandfather.

But to take it literally to the grave?

"Hey everyone, guess what, my husband's last request is to die in my arms!"

Being in Celine Dion's arms when you expire is just about at the level of "eat shit and die."

Is this supposed to be romantic? Having a dead body literally on your hands?

Celine is just disgusting in every way...her voice, her face, and making a weepy soapy sickening drama out of her husband's illness.

When she releases her fart-like notes on stage, I'll bet the entire theater smells like somebody died.

Suicides? Don't RUIN OUR FUN! HA HA HA!

Did I mention in a previous post that the Ashley Madison hackers didn't care if people died?

Didn't I predict that what the hackers did could be LIFE CHANGING for some of the people on that site? And that they didn't have the right to take the law into their own hands? And that they didn't have the fucking brains or common sense to know how they could lead some people to suicide?

Did I mention that clueless brats on power trips are destroying homes and lives whether it's giving away music or posting hacked information in a grotesque and illegal INVASION OF PRIVACY?

Always fair, I'm offering rebuttal time for Hacky McTorrentfreak. He lives in his mom's basement, has never had sex, and plays fantasy video games involving death and destruction (when he isn't masturbating to photos of Julian Assange and both the male and female versions of Manning.)

"Hello Duuuude. So people who were on the Ashley Manning site are getting divorced, being fired, having their lives turned upside down, and even killing themselves. Serves 'em right for having sex! They are cheaters, man, not like ME. If I do something illegal it's for a good cause. Anyhoo, remember, DON'T RUIN OUR FUN or you could die of a heart attack or kill yourself. "WE" have lots of ways of making your life hell, because we don't have any lives at all!"

You can be sure that thousands of people, NOT reported by the news, are getting divorced, beaten up, or killing themselves because of what the hackers did. It's a good thing the hackers don't care. One wouldn't want them to feel bad. Or discourage them in what they consider FUN.

Meanwhile, out in the real world of boobs:

Yes, a bunch of obnoxious preening cunts decided to march around topless in New York City.

See (and everybody wanted to), it's actually LEGAL to go topless.

So what's the beef?

Part of it is that men have the NERVE to stare or whistle when women do this. Women going topless should be treated with RESPECT.

Don't consider them a bunch of teasing sluts who get their kicks by calling attention to themselves.

Oh yes, and they're incensed that NYC is thinking of banning greasy wetback illegal alien whores from putting body paint on their boobs and bouncing around Times Square demanding $5 for a photo.

Somehow they fail to understand what boobs are. Which is "secondary sexual characteristics," to use a quasi-medical term. Women's tits are a prime arousal weapon. Women tend to consider their boobs "erogenous zones," especially those stiff nipples. Women's breasts look nothing like men's. But, they insist, they should breastfeed, bounce and jiggle anywhere at anytime.

The easiest way to identify a FEMALE is by CUNT and BOOBS.

The easiest way to identify a MALE is by BALLS and COCK. That's why these areas are kept covered.

There's a definition of obscenity as "appealing to prurient interest." Which is to say that when you're not thinking about sex, and somebody suddenly bounces their naked boobs at you, your attention will wander. Which could be fatal if you're driving a car. And downright obnoxious if the teasing bitch in question is NOT going to put out. Women in skimpy halter tops are bad enough.

And this would apply to a woman walking around with a hot fragrant pizza, or a platter of eclairs, grinning and saying, "Good aren't they? No, you can't touch, can't sample, and they're not for sale. Ha ha ha. I'm just doing this to drive you nuts. And if you're on a diet, I hope you suddenly run out and gorge. Or, drop dead. I don't care. Just don't RUIN MY FUN."

Something like that.

A compromise would be if sluts who LOVE to be topless simply join "Ashley Madison" or some other site and give it away FREEEEEE. Invite some of the hackers who desperately need something better to do in mom's basement.