He's Master of his Domain - On EBAY

Here's a surefire item! It's a PDF file that will tell you how to be a millionaire. How to earn BIG BUCKS on the Internet. How to be a real WINNER!

For only $18 you can get an illegal download BLIP containing a book that will MAKE YOU RICH.

Say, the guy who is selling THIS must be loaded with dough, right?

What else is he selling?

31 auctions just like these.

Trying to sell $1.35 or $1.50 pirated PDF files he downloaded off private sneak-forums and from KICKASS. Yeah, that's the mark of a real WINNER, all right.

I haven't check the con-artist books, but do these "How to Get Rich" tomes REALLY tell you that EBAY is the way to be a millionaire? And to do it by sneaking illegal "I'll e-mail you the link and password" files for $1.50 each??

"Hey, $1.50 gets me a beer! Ha! A download that cost me nothing gets me a BEER. That makes me a MILLIONAIRE."

He must drive a Rolls Royce and have centerfold girls in the backseat and right next to him as he drives around Assholeville, Indiana.