A Piece of Shit in Sittingbourne - Let's All Steal Rowling's Potter Books on EBAY

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Here's a piece of shit in the obscure town of Sittingbourne, sitting around bootlegging everybody's eBooks.

For added scam fun, the seller INSISTS that the "sale MUST END SUNDAY."

So hurry hurry hurry!

Rowling herself told him, "it's good business to put deadline pressure on. 5 and a half pounds for all my books? Well, yes, that's reasonable. You worked SO hard downloading them off some forum or other. You need compensation for your hard work, and frankly, we all know I'm wealthy enough so I should SHARE with lazy, sneaky total strangers."

Love that "OUR PRICE." The royal editorial WE.

This is a big, big business in Sittingbourne, right?

The warehouse is just BULGING with all those eBooks, including

Ah, look at all the lovely POSITIVE comments below. Do people realize these are dupes and all the money goes to some weasel in Sittingbourne? You can bet an eBay bidder named Seniormole or Lord of the Boot Sale would be indignant. "What kerfuffle! Don't ruin our fun!"

"The price on Amazon is too high. After all, it's just eBooks."

One or two winning bidders left neutrals because they were too inept to deal with the eBook format or, ha ha ho ho hee hee, they "thought" they were getting "real books" at that bargain price.

Isn't it nice, all the toffee this seller can chew on, just by sitting in Sittingbourne and fencing stolen goods?

This has been going on, obviously, for months, and none of the authors have apparently noticed. Or they don't care. So that makes it all right.

And when this shit from Sittingbourne gets a "sorry, we've knocked off ALL your auctions" from eBay? Well, this WORTHY gets to keep all the money, of course. It won't be taken away by Paypal and distributed to the authors or publishers. And, who knows, this WORTHY may get another account to do it all over again, or try some sneaky caveats like, "attention eBay, I am an authorized reseller or copyright owner," blah blah la dee dah.

The Shit in Sittingbourne is just one of many monkey-see monkey-steal cheap jerks in the U.K. Most of the cheapest, of course, are in SCOTLAND.