SPAMFORD? AGAIN? Sanford Wallace Slapped on his Wrist

Christ, that name from the past is ba-a-a-a-ck.

Hans, Kim Dotcom, Spamford...they don't EVER give up and NEVER have anything better to do.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

They're all FAT FUCKS, aren't they?

They all LOVE to pose, and they all take great GLEE in being pests.

Spamford was the notorious e-mail jerk who kept blasting everyone with his garbage from "savetrees" dotcom. This was back in the days when there were few laws regarding the Internet, and "mysterious" people with a little knowledge of technology could wreak havoc. This was when it was also routine for pricks to get 50, 100 EBAY accounts a DAY to sell illegal shit and harass people.

After many many miserable years, SPAMFORD was identified and slapped on his fat wrist. He didn't stop. Oregon and a few other states made "spamming" illegal, and I think he was fined, jailed, and told to not even TOUCH a computer. But I guess that was only or the few years of his sentence or his probation.

Yes, it turns out that his sociopath behavior continued, and if he couldn't blast away with spam e-mails, he could invade MySpace and Facebook and make life aggravating for millions of people. What FUN.

I wonder if he's behind the constant Ray-Ban spams on Facebook, that Fuckerberg can't seem to do anything about. It seems every day "pretty girls" with very few friends or profile words start to "friend" celebrities and all the desperate "like me like me" people. Then, bang, they spam everyone on that person's list. Facebook's hapless solution? "Report it, and we will tell the person not to do that again, and if they do, we will suspend them."

The money is good, the "outlaw" aspect of being an Ayatollah and a smug pariah is even better, and any jail sentence will be in a minimum security lock-up that's more like a college dorm. And it won't be for long.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

"What's the kerfuffle?" asks Seniormole. "Why are they ruining Spamford's fun? He seems like a nice chap. I wonder if he drinks a quart of wine a day and dresses up like Charley's Aunt, just as I do?"