Bueno, Bueno. Fuck Like Rabbits, Create a Tower of Babel

One of the sickest ironies is that all over the world people want to speak English...except in America.

The joke in America is, "You're in the USA now. Speak Spanish!"

Ha ha ha.

So far, bilingual signs aren't EVERYWHERE, but it's getting that way.

It's pretty annoying to make calls, or conduct business at an ATM, and get prompts on whether to continue in English, the language of the country since 1776, or SPANISH, the language of lazy fuckos who won't adapt or learn.

The excuse is, what, that Latinos are stupid? "Hey we're stupid, we can't learn English, help us, make everything bilingual."

OK, well, if you're stupid, then maybe we don't need you here. How many lettuce-pickers do we need? If you're stupid, you're going to be a goddam burden.

"We're NOT stupid. It's just that we can't speak English. Most of us anyway. I'm an EXCEPTION. But my mama, my grandma, they have been in the country 20, 40 years, and don't know one word. Well, maybe FUCK."

It's pathetic. No excuse for it. Except when you over-populate, you make the rules.

Fine, insult the country you emigrated to. Eventually you better learn ARABIC. Those people do NOT fuck around.