One Less Asshole In Atlanta

Anybody sad about a beer-guzzling dumbass redneck doing a swan dive after shouting BOOOOO at a Yankees baseball player?

NOT ME.

This made my fucking day.

Georgia is short ONE asshole, but that shit-filled state, loaded as it is with whining drunks, two-bit grifters, penny ante thieves and dimwitted cretins, still has more than enough to make Darwin puke.

Finally this slob got rid of his beer belly.

Fat old slob boy was a fan of the Atlanta Braves (you know, the team that makes fun of Native Americans by blasting fake "Indian war chant" music, and having everybody stand up and go "unnga unnga unnnga" while pretending to hold tomahawks).

Well, he flattered the Braves, and now he's flatter than a pancake at the WAFFLE HOUSE, y'all.

It's fortunate he didn't land on a normal person.

His family might be a tad upset by all of this, but look at the bigger picture. His death did NOT even STOP the game. His beloved Braves just kept right on a'going.

He would've wanted it that way, right?

Fat White Guy died yelling at a Millionaire Latino.

You can't do better than your last words being "BOO!"