SPAM SPAM KING CRIMSON AND SPAM

Oh, why buy a newspaper to read the funnies?

Why should a newspaper pay a columnist to be witty or tell jokes?

For FREE you can find helpful scabs on Twatter and Farcebook who get their kicks by trolling the web for gags and MEMES, and sometimes even making up shit themselves. All for NOTHING.

Did you see that KING CRIMSON face made out of SPAM? Har...

If you "subscribe" to the right Tweet-heads, and if you "friend" the right scabidiots, you can have quite a few chuckles each day.

And a lot of groans, too. But it's FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

You can also subscribe to some zany person who has a GooTube channel, and gosh, they might make, in the course of a month, enough money to have lunch on ONE day.