Was this Donald Pleasance after being infected with rabies?
Why is he holding up an obscure record album like he's a retired SS guard and this is the head of a Jew he gassed at Auschwitz?
Then I saw that this was a FAN.
To nerds like this, a visit to a thrift shop is like an expedition into the jungle. Buying a record and having it put it in a bag is like shooting a lion and having a native stuff the head.
Seriously, I've seen nerds fist-pump the air because they happened to find a book on a marked shelf of the store. YES! TRIUMPH! WHAT SKILL!
I saw this demented face, with its glower of irony and heroics, and the stupid album held aloft like a trophy. Big deal, he happened to see the D-Lister's album, and bought it.
EXTRA big deal, he's so fucking proud he has to POSE with it!
If there's anything more pathetic than a "fan" trying to prove he's THE BIGGEST FAN of some utter nobody, it's the nobody being all humble and weepy about having such a great fan.
From his expression of fierce smugness, you'd think Mr. Lajso traveled around the world and wrestled Temple guards to plunder it from an Egyptian tomb.
And so it is, that the maggot and the dung beetle work in symmetry together, making their dull and dirty lives just a little bit brighter.
All I did was change the names, as I didn't want to embarrass the pathetic D-Lister OR cruelly make fun of some desperate tic who no doubt Googles his own name twice a day, and checks his Farcebook account every hour.
This idiot isn't QUITE as stupid-looking as Bill Hoobastank, but he sure comes close.
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