Bieber NOT Dead, Just a Look-alike "THE FANS MOURN!!!!!!!"

Yeah, it's the worst disaster since the Hindenburg blew up.

Some balloon who spackled himself to look like BIEBER has died.

He was a drama queen, of course.

Early reports suggest he offed himself due to a tiff with his boyfriend.

And yes, the warped world of Twatter IS full of people who are mourning and sobbing and trembling over this.

I won't waste my time with the screen caps of "Rest peacefully, my angel" or "You showed us all to be who we are." And other drivel.

There's a pretty low level of "hero worship" these days, isn't there? People identify with Kardashians, and drive halfway around the world to see Bieber, and adopt every freak from Caitlyn to THIS fool. Maybe the guy with the Miley tattoos all over himself is getting e-mails: "I hope you're all right, sweet soul."

Speaking of drama queens, it turns out that the psycho black guy who decided to kill an unarmed news reporter and her cameraman...was GAY.

Yeah. 41, black and gay, and a paranoid lunatic. No doubt it wasn't easy for him to be black and gay, but he DID manage to get a power position as a broadcaster BECAUSE he was black and gay. HE screwed it up by being incompetent and obnoxious. And he wrote a 'manifesto' declaring himself a hero and urging race wars. And on and on. But back to THIS idiot.

"Fans have mourned his death..." Right. And in a few days they will be jumping up and down waiting to see what VILEY VIRUS is wearing (or not wearing) as she hosts yet another meaningless awards show. And they'll be screaming for ONE DIRECTION. And waiting for the next "what is she going to wear" moment from Caitlyn or Kim Kardashian. And so it goes.