Estupido? Si! Muerto? Si! Ha ha ha

Excuse my high school Spanish, in case I didn't get it quite right.

BUT IF I'M BEING HONEST, I have developed a loathing for the Spanish language. That's because lazy wetback morons refuse to speak English. I used to be proud, helping my Latino HERMANO by learning his language, so that he wouldn't be in distress during the six months or year it might take him to acquire BASIC English skills.

Then I realized I was being a chump. He was NEVER going to learn English.

Instead the country's gone bilingal. Latinos get Spanish translation of all sports events as they happen (via the appropriately named "SAP" channel) and plenty of Spanish language TV channels and newspapers.

The GOOD news is that several of these babblers got offed in Spain during the summer "running of the bulls" shit.

WHAT in the world would want to make you wander around where you can encounter lethal pot roast?

A big "it serves you right, Pedro," to the jerk who was too busy texting, or staring owlishly at his cell while taking a SELFIE, to notice a ton of trouble headed for his neck.

Civilization? WHEN?

When will they stop using high-powered weapons to kill lions and antelopes for "fun?" When will they stop with the dog fights and cock fights and fox hunts? When will they stop unleashing bulls into the streets while they scream and laugh like hyenas?

I prefer it when people die from their own stupid thrill seeking and don't take animals with them. That includes the idiotic "I'll fuck her because she's Annie Lennox's daughter" asshole who drunkenly overturned his kayak and drowned, and nearly took her with him.

This world has the strangest priorities. How about, for fun, everyone hunts down ISIS members? That would be more of a challenge to some Minnesota dentist than a choreographed lion kill.

If there's a God, He is pretty cowardly or sadistic. He's cowardly if He doesn't just send down a flood and have done with it. Or he's sadistic if his plan is to watch as the crazies of the world try to kill everyone else before offing themselves.

But if He thinks that it's amusing that a few greasy, chitter-chattering Latinos get their balls rammed up their throats while their intestines fly around like stringed popcorn on a Christmas tree...well, I do too, but there should be MORE OF IT.