Yo, Dah Pit Bull Dat Killed a Bitch - REAL GENTLE!

"They all deserve to die, Mrs. Lovett."

Who? PIT BULL OWNERS. Fucking stupid obnoxious PIT BULL OWNERS.

Why own a killer breed of animal? To guard your garbage, of course. To scare people so you can strut around like GOD with the devil on a leash.

Here's yet another STOOOPID story about a killer dog. This fucking animal was "guarding" some low class monkey moron's garbage when it broke out of the warehouse, attacked and killed a woman, and bit yet another.

Here she be, inspectin' her wounds.

Here's the hilarious part. This woman, who could've been KILLED, is telling the world it's a "gentle" dog.

Don't kill it, just because it went berserk and jumped out a window and attacked and killed a woman.

Take it from this dummy who survived...let it kill some more. It's a "gentle" dog, really.

North Carolina, another boil on the face of America. It's loaded with stupid homicidal idiots and even more disgusting dogs. There is no reason for pit bulls to exist. They should all be exterminated.

Yes. You read it right.

This world would be better off with 50% LESS dogs.

Of course, it would be better off with 75% less people.