Isis Atrocities? Ho Hum. We're busy "Keeping up with the Kardashians"

The front page is reserved for what Nigga is fucking Kylie Jenner or her mommy Kris Jenner.

It's reserved for any time Kim pulls at her blouse and shows "her ample assets."

ISIS?

Are you kidding?

Few papers bother to report their day-to-day atrocities.

The few that do, consign it all to a few little boxes FAR away from the vital news about KARDASHIANS, JENNERS, and the courageous Caitlyn.

Even stoning faggots to death doesn't rate many comments. Gays are too busy gushing about courageous Caitlyn, and wondering which GAY or LESBIAN will host the next Oscar or Emmy show.

As for destroying a priceless art relic? Look, we've already seen the reports of ISIS maniacs running loose in Syrian museums breaking shit, and beheading scholars trying to protect the treasures.

It won't matter till a few of those fine, fine Muslims (like the brothers at the Boston Marathon) destroy a museum in England or America. And even then, hold your tempers, because not ALL Muslims are bad. In fact, many of the ones who sprayed bullets at soldiers and civilians, killed people in the street, and bombed buildings and holiday events...were "fine, fine" citizens just the day before.

So let's all just be tolerant while waiting for the end of the world.