The Cheap Shit from Knob Noster

Would you want to live in KNOB NOSTER, Missouri?

Of course not. But if you're a low-life low-rent monkey, that's where you are. And you're on EBAY, bootlegging books.

Oooh, with your welfare and foodstamps, selling smut for $1 is BIG TIME.

Lots of monkeys are playing this game, so it gets down to who offers the lowest price.

Considering that Ebay and Paypal take a cut of the action, this asshole is making maybe 50 cents per auction.

The asshole then has to waste some time getting the winner's e-mail, and e-mailing the illegal PDF file. WOWIE ZOWIE.

Is that YOUR idea of a good time?

PS, what this piece of shit is doing is ILLEGAL. Ebay rules say you can't sell PDF books. But, since they are "just a venue," it's up to others to "report this auction" via a link.

And who do we have to thank for all this? BOZO BEZOS of AMAZON, who made sure to flog his KINDLE on the front page of the site.

Get rich quick!

There are variations to the game. Some weasels steal all the Harry Potter books, or everything Stephen King ever did. They just have to make sure to pick on authors who don't seem to care, and then offer the lowest price. Like, $5.00 for the entire set. Or $4.00. Or $3.00. Meanwhile the authors get less than zero.

More modest mice simply do what this nitwit in Knob Noster does...grab "public domain" books that some hacks have cobbled/plagiarized. Just put a new fake name or title on them. "Dirty Kama Sutra Secrets" becomes "269 Amazing Sex Games" and on and on.

And idiots who don't know about torrents and free forums BUY this shit. But not for much.

The sellers are always either in obscure armpit towns in America, or in the various pimples, anuses and fetid fissures of the world, like Sri Lanka. On any given day, type in MOBI PDF or EPUB and you'll see two dozen or more rhesus monkeys from Sri Lanka all pimping entire sets of a novelist's work for $1.99. It's probably two or three jerks with extra seller account names, so whenever one gets too many stoppages they can invent a new one.

Oh how lovely the digital age is, giving buyers and sellers such FUN.

Only a truly super-rich author like Stephen King doesn't consider this a fucking nightmare.