Monday, August 17, 2015

Piss Head Pistorius Goes to Uncle Scumbag's House for Vacation

That's slapping his stumps.

Murderous raging psychopath Oscar Pistorius got a grand total of TEN MONTHS in jail for blasting his blonde bitch through a bathroom door. Oooh, he thought it was a burglar. He didn't bother to check if his girlfriend was sleeping next to him and didn't think maybe she was using the can?

That's his story. The truth is more like, "They had a huge fight, she stormed into the bathroom as cunts usually do, and he bounced down the hall on his stumps in a rage and fired a bunch of shots through the door." As in, "A door ain't gonna protect you from an arrogant pig-brained maniac."

Besides, he'd fucked the bitch enough already, and a high-Steroid lunatic like that needs to move on to goats and rabid dik-diks.

He's almost foaming at the mouth in this picture.

And people wonder why there's so much murder and mayhem in the world? Jails are too crowded. Judges are too lenient. Guns are too prevalent.

According to the news:

"After his release, he will not have to wear an electronic monitoring device and will likely be allowed to leave the house for mandatory work and important family events...Under South African law, he was eligible for release 10 months into his five-year sentence if he behaved well behind bars. But he will not be able to race again until the entirety of his sentence is up."

OH! OH! What a MEAN THING. The jerk won't be able to bounce around a race track on his blades for the full five years? He won't be able to show off how science gave him more propulsion than he would've had with his actual legs? Ah, but he'll be able to bounce around on all the dimwit twats who'll want to have sex the dangerous Mr. Pissy.

It'll be a party every night at Unc's place.

His victim can rot. And that's what she's doing.

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