"I'm an Ebay Porn Pervert. Here's My Secret Stash. CHEERS!!!!!!"

Ebay doesn't allow porn EXCEPT in their secret "adults only" section.

But, since only a million pervs know about it, while 20 million surf the non-porn items...what to do?

AH!

How smart! Post a cheap auction selling NOTHING, and use it as a classified ad.

This is sort of like somebody putting little notes around a drug store: "Hey, if you want illegal drugs, contact ME. Here's my number."

The best part is the ad itself, with a cheery greeting at the end.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, the ONLY person in the world who could say "Cheers!" and not make me sick, was Terry-Thomas.

If you're NOT Terry-Thomas, DON'T use that stupid word.

This asshole is in New Hampshire, but that's usually the case. The worst offenders are so-called Anglophiles who think they're veddy veddy British because they buy Cracker Barrel Cheddar Cheese. And watch "Downton Abbey." And sell some British porn.

No, this auction didn't last too long. Jeers!