Monday, August 3, 2015

Hu Yu Ah? Me No Sell A Fuck Dow?

Aw, this one somehow got pulled before it could get fucked.

LOVELY idea though.

Let's encourage people to be hermits and spend $4,300 or so on, oh, a sex doll that looks like Cilla Black. Nancy Kwan? Somehow I think even if you ordered Diana Rigg, she'd end up looking like Nancy Kwan.

Of course there IS an "adults only" section on eBay but it's not available to international pervs, due to eBay actually being afraid their "just a venue" shit won't fly in an Asian court. Or in cranky Turkey or hostile Iran.

Then again, there IS a "sexual wellness" category where most sellers can easily offer a rubber cunt or cock. Besides "sexual wellness," these can be used as door stops.

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