Fearful Androgyne Kate Lanphear makes MAXIM hit BOTTOM

MAXIM? It's STILL being published?

The freak success of this "lad mag" and its clones was an appalling trend A GENERATION AGO. It seemed like its readers were some queasy mutant strain of male, frat boys who couldn't take the sight of PUSSY.

Contrary to Penthouse and Hustler and the rest, MAXIM was cunt-shy. NO SPREADS. In fact, the nudity in Maxim was hardly even at the level of a 60's issue of Playboy. And aside from having "celebrities" posing, you could get a Victoria's Secret catalog in the mail and it would be just as good. And FREE.

WHY would any guy BUY a copy of MAXIM?

Gradually, young males came to their senses, and also, CAME TO THE INTERNET.

MAXIM got sold and re-sold, as well as its shitty sister STUFF, and various copycat mags. I recall when they got sold to some hapless American publisher. I was up at the office, and a more motley, clueless bunch of clowns I've never seen. None of them looked like they were getting laid. One of the editors was a hen-pecked pussy, married and miserable, and barely allowed to even show up at the office. The only reason wifey allowed him to take the job was his promise to move on to something better as soon as possible. That, and the lack of CUNT in the photos, and that the art director was more prone to choose the photos instead of anyone in the editorial department.

PS, there were SO many idiot editors on the masthead, so much in-fighting, so many clods trying to push their own egotistical ideas and their own pals, MY guy couldn't even get me a single assignment. No wonder I haven't spoken to that wuss in a decade.

Now it turns out MAXIM was sold to some Muslim moron, and the idea is to "re-tool" this dickhead magazine into a "fashion" magazine.

In other words, try and tap into the GAY audience of men obsessed with how well their ties match their shirts. And if anyone is noticing the fabric of their socks. And oh yes, MOUSSE the HAIR and have NONE DOWN THERE.

God, look at this Hitler Youth Bitch.

Except she's not young.

And she looks like what I imagine one of Karl Lagerfeld's hemorrhoids must be like.

This freak is KATE LANPHEAR.

That's enough.

The rest of the article describes the free-fall of MAXIM (in an era where guys want FREE on the Internet).

There really is no point to MAXIM or most of the others. You get all you want on your TABLET for FREE, that's for sure. And today's smug Millennials think they know it all. They don't need some EDITOR saying what brand of ANYTHING to buy. Especially some androgyne freak like KATE.

Does this woman look like she would be FUN to be around? That she could give a good blowjob? That she'd get a kick out of getting lingerie as a gift? That she has a brain in her robot-skull?