SNIFF SNIFF! Smelly KRYSTAL the GEORGIA WHORE does BUY IT NOW

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

The funny thing about EBAY is that they slap a seller's wrist, but not hard enough. The seller just comes right back with BUY IT NOW auctions.

Our smelly Georgia peach KRYSTLE did just that today. Three times. "Quick fellas, before anyone notices! BUY IT NOW!"

SOLD!

Just the other day KRYSTLE got caught on several auctions. Because they weren't BUY IT NOW. So NOW she knows better, and she's gotten $10 here and $15 there. As long as it's a "bargain" price, her item will sell within an HOUR of being listed. That's how desperate eBay bidders are. Some even program EBAY so that they get a notification any time "well worn panties" or "smelly underwear" or "pre owned knickers" get posted.

EBAY lets sellers post BUY IT NOW after being caught?

That's like a cop noticing somebody loitering, and only giving a warning: "Hey you, move along. I know you, you've got a record for mugging people."

"It's ok, officer, see, I'm going into this store."

The officer nods, and walks away. The guy walks into a store, shouts "Give me your money NOW," robs the clerk, beats him senseless, and then races out the back door. Ha ha!"

And right now, some LUCKY BIDDER is breathing a sigh of joy: "I got that BUY IT NOW and in only a few days I'll open a plastic bag and SMELL the CUNT of an UNKNOWN WOMAN who could be incredibly ugly."

And by the way, it might not even be CUNT. I once met a woman who confided that she sold such items by mail. Her boyfriend didn't care. Because..."all you do is you get some old panties, and rub a little tuna oil into the crotch."

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.