4Chan? Oh Gee. Well. Er. Too bad. Oh Well.

There's been a lot of KERFUFFLE about dead naked women on 4Chan.

About Jennifer Lawrence's cum-on-her-face photos turning up there.

How gleeful Internet bullies post cunt pix of their ex-girlfriends.

As a kind of "4Chan For Dummies," the Associated Press just offered a little guide to this particular world of Internet bootlegging, nose-thumbing and porn that any kiddies can see.

Well, gee, why SHOULDN'T 15 year-old see porn? The site was created by a 15 year-old.

So, normal people ask, isn't there, er, uh, um, some kind of LAW against throwing anyone's x-rated photos onto the Internet? On celebrities being hacked?

According to the Associated Press, which seems to be afraid of being hacked, 4Chan and the rest are just fine, fine people. It's like Islam is a fine, fine religion, and oh, er, um, it's just too bad a few "fanatics" behead people.

There you are. "The cat is out of the bag." So shrug, and move along. Accept it.

This is exactly what everyone said about Internet piracy. This is the way it is. It's whack-a-mole. Hans will get 50 more blogs. Unless somebody goes over to his windmill and slices his fucking throat, he'll keep doing it. Zinfuck? Christer the Blister? Mephisto Cunt? They're ENTITLED. So is everybody else, from Mr. Demonoid to Kim Dotcom. Everybody can do as they please. Download all the music, movies, books, and anything else.

Everything's ok, after all. And not just on the Internet. The Somali Pirates? Hey, they have a bad economy. They will keep on hijacking ships. Just pay up. Or sail far enough away that they can't reach your boat. But don't go after them. Don't shoot their coconut heads. Don't dare say BOO.

Here's the best part. Sort of "say nice things about 4chan"

There you have it, from one of the few remaining news organizations in the world. Associated Press shrugs, makes apologies, and lets you know that if somebody puts up pix of your ex-girlfriend, if somebody posts photos of a rape victim, or a naked corpse, or stolen celebrity photos...it's ALL good. Why, it's not even illegal. Somehow, stolen property is legal. Posting photos without age or consent forms is legal. After all, it's on the INTERNET.