Kim Kardashian, Pain in the Ass AGAIN

It makes you want to go to sleep.

It makes you want The Big Sleep.

Who wants to wake up to yet another front page story on brainless Kim Kardashian and her ass?

You go to bed feeling horrible, you spend hours tossing and turning with pain, you get up a few times to try one med and then another, and you keep telling yourself 'Hold on, it'll be better in the morning...'

And in the morning?

Every fucking newspaper is raving about Kim Kuntrashian on the cover of some fag mag:

As if we can't see all the nude pictures we want? As if we can't Photoshop our own (a lot better than the fake pinched-waist on that one). As if you can't type in NUDE on eBay and see thousands of images for sale including rude full frontals.

A few hours of missing sleep, a little construction noise from the usual "monkey with a hammer," and KIM KARDASHIAN in the news. What could be worse?

All THREE Kardashians in the news. Yes, the media whores took to Instagram to preen about their fetish for blacks. It's a bit reverse-racist isn't it, that these three bitches advertise about how they don't want white guys. Then again, how shrewd of their shrewish mama to take advantage of the buying power of Niggas, and how blacks are taking over the demographic (let's have more Will Smith movies...let's not forget Oprah...or Obama being President). Paranoia? No, just the truth. Overpopulation has its benefits, at least for blacks. So if they don't want to push their own (Beyonce, Rihanna, Minaj, etc.) they can find trashy white girls. Like these:

Not pictured, Kris Jenner, the horrible mama-from-hell who is the role model for all this. Having always sucked black dick even when married to rich white fools (Kardashian, and then Bruce Jenner, who was so emasculated he has morphed into a woman), she's currently "parading a lump of coal" (to use an old Police Gazette term) all over the place. The media can't get enough of snapping pix of Kris with some rent boy Mandingo.

About the only reason not to reach for the razor is that Kim's fat-ass antics at least have produced a few disgusted responses from celebrities. Lorde, or somebody, Tweeted, "You're somebody's MOM." There also have been scornful memes. Ooooh, MEMES! That's ok, I'll take it. Ridicule is a defense and offense when dealing with low-class human excrement.

Did Kim and Kanye laugh when they saw this? No, they were probably enraged, but they're still laughing all the way to the bank. What a feeling, to know that ANYTHING you do is front page news, no matter how stupid or trashy. One of the better memes came not from America, which is so saturated with ethnicity that whites are the minority now. Thank you, Great Britain:

At the moment, I want to just go to sleep. I'm not even hungry. And I'm sick of chocolate.