Crazy Muslims: Burn the Kuran, We Burn YOU

What IS wrong with you Muslims? Your faith in your imaginary friend Mohamed is SO weak that you have to kill people who don't believe the shit you believe in?

What's it to ya, mopy dicks?

Among the dozens of Muslim-asshole stories of the day:

People make fun of Moses and Christ every day. People laugh at atheists, too. But the humorless Muslims can't take a joke.

Religion IS a joke. You believe all kinds of insane shit, and you get enraged when people laugh? You name the HOLY book, and it's a joke book. Noah guided every gnat and gorilla onto a boat? You kidding? Some guy who was the Houdini of his day turned water into wine and you didn't think it was a trick? You find some old dusty book written by ANONYMOUS who wasn't even there, and you believe EVERY word?

How come you assholes don't believe some old book that says the world is flat? Or one of those Greek books that tells you there are dozens of gods...each one assigned a certain task? Mars is the God of War! Believe it or I'll kill you!

We've been over this before. All I can say about the two wacky Pakis who got killed is they were brave. And stupid. Didn't they know they'd be killed? They live in a backward country full of idiots and sheep-fuckers. Religious fanatics are all crazy, repressed and demented, and they are looking for some reason to legitimize killing somebody else. Anybody else.

Have you noticed the total lack of mercy among religious fanatics...as opposed to people who truly understand and love their religion? To the "good Muslims" I say...why don't you change the name of your religion OR force the crazies to change THEIRS? Don't give me this shit about "they're hijacking our wonderful religion."

The crazies in Judaism identify themselves as: "Orthodox Jews." They dress like maniacs. They look like maniacs. They act like maniacs. They ARE maniacs. If the majority of Muslims, who number in the millions and millions, truly don't want to be associated with the ISIS or Boko Haram brand of Islam, then go after them and make them change their name. Or you change yours.

Hey, Crazies...at this very moment thousands of people are burning copies of your fucking Kuran. Quran. Koran. Why don't you ask Mohamed to tell you where they are? What? He isn't telling you? Is that because he doesn't exist?

You know what should be on every Burka? The words: "I'm with STUPID."