The GOOD news about Kuntrashian's "Break the Internet" campaign to fuck up the world with nothing but KIM KIM KIM all day long...is her full frontal might signal: ENOUGH ALREADY.
First off, she's nothing but a stupid-looking blow-up doll. Is the front of this cunt any different from literally a million other Internt bimbo idiots? Only that she has a very stupid-looking face.
In order to get maximum African interest (she does not appeal to white men) they put her in one of those cheeky-monkey neck-stretchers, and piled her hair up to resemble a steaming pile of ox shit.
She has her giddy mouth wide open. Enough said.
Why my optimism that this is the END of this stupid bitch? Look where all this garbage appeared: PAPER.
What? Ever heard of it? Me neither. Kuntrashian managed to get another media whore (Anna Wintour) to stick her on the cover of VOGUE. That's not happening again. The "blacklash" was tremendous. VOGUE is not a monkey mag. It's not read in the ghetto by loudmouth bitches who want to figure out what to do with their hair besides corn rows.
Do you think Hugh Hefner turned this bitch down? I'm sure he did. No way would he want sloppy seconds, even for a nude layout. After all, what is remotely attractive about the picture above? Or any picture of this bitch? The only way she doesn't look like a grotesque barf bag is when she's been Photoshopped and lathered in make-up. Even then, she has a face that screams "MENTAL RETARDATION."
Is anyone buying that stupid PAPER? Anyone investing, thinking they'll double their money selling a copy on eBay in a year? Two? Five? Ten?
Anyone remember Anna Nicole Smith? Death didn't even make her a star. She wasn't Marilyn Monroe. But really, it would be fun to find out. Don't you hope Kim overdoses by accidentally drinking her Fleet enema? Maybe she just falls through the toilet after not putting the seat down, and drowns. What would happen then? Kanye would write a "tribute" album where he curses a lot? He waits till she's "Honey Boo Boo" age, gives her a boob job, and tries to get her reality show fame? Oh, the future looks as bright as Kim does.
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