The POOR Palestinians - They Only Killed FOUR Jews Today

Nothing as invigorating as the morning newspaper. Not.

What's the optimistic news to start the day? A pair of Palestinian thugs, shouting "God is Great" (of course) stormed into a synagogue and killed four old unarmed rabbis.

Oh, the poor, poor Palestinians. They're entitled to do that. First off, "God is Great," and secondly, THEY want the sandbox for themselves, and Israel should not even exist. Change the name to Palestine. Kill all the Jews. And let's start by going into a sacred location and butchering unarmed rabbis.

THAT is the Muslim way. That is the cowardly way of Islam. That is what is going on every day with ISIS, who kidnap unarmed idealists who volunteer to help Syrian assholes and end up beheaded instead.

Face it, Muslims are the most gutless, savage swine on the planet. They whine and moan that they should have mosques everywhere, and their every burp and fart should be treated with respect, and you dare not say a word about their beloved Mohamed. But walk into a synagogue, a holy place, and butcher some old rabbis? GOD IS GREAT.

On the lighter side, while the U.S. Version of the Daily Mail, and the NY Post and NY Daily News all figured this was the lead story of the day, they differed on what was next in importance. Interesting, isn't it?

The Daily Mail chose fat-ass Kim Kardashian wearing a latex dress. And then, how about the weather!

The Daily News was deeply concerned with a football player (from Minnesota, not New York) being suspended, and some gossip from two ninny women who are on a TV show. Oh yes, and some smirky dimwit who looks like he could be inbred enough to be a Royal, got fired at NBC news after three months. Yawn.

At least the Daily News printed pictures of the two misshapen brain-damaged Palestinian thugs who killed the four old rabbis. Gruesome aren't they? "God is Great" but manufactures extremely ugly Muslim monsters.

Lastly the NY Post. They only agree that the dead rabbi story is tops. For some bizarre reason, a non-essential goofy piece on "Dirty Disney Moments You Can't Unsee" is considered vitally important. Their obligatory Kardashian story is about the monkey Ray J who videotaped Kim all those years ago. The sex tape which everybody who wants to see has seen, is "legit" now, being sold by HIM, and he made $50,000 last week. After Kim's full frontal and giant ass pose hit the papers, people wanted to see her in action? Ugh.

The Post's other main story is a good one. For those who think Boris Johnson is the worst mayor of a major city, here's your introduction to Bill DeBlasio.

DeBlasio took office by playing the race card. He's married to an ugly black woman, and has two black brats who were all over the city stumping for Daddy. The boy has a huge, out-of-fashion Afro that delighted the media. The daughter was...SASSY. Since the city is basically liberal-Democrat, and now half Black/Latino, he cruised to victory with the assurance that blacks would never be arrested for anything, and "stop and frisk" tactics by the police ended forever. Hooray. Then he gave his wife a job, and his wife got an assistant and put her on the payroll at $170,00. Talk about nepotism and corruption. This assistant has an ex-con boyfriend and a trouble-making brat, and has spent most of her time bending and breaking every rule in the book to get perks and special favors. DeBlasio promised to get the carriage horses out of Central Park, "first thing." No, first thing he did was hire his ugly black wife. Second...nothing. Not a thing. Last week he couldn't even get to a memorial on time. Some hapless assholes were mourning the anniversary of a plane crash and he couldn't be bothered. Long after the bells tolled and the names were ready, he wandered in. What an asshole.

This is all "positive energy," huh? A way to start the day in style? No news IS the only good news, it seems. When I get my "real" newspaper (I like to thumb through a "real" newspaper) I'll probably just go to the crossword puzzle, and leave it at that.