Jessica Cunt knows "What's Up"

The UFC's MMA bout between Jessica Eye and Leslie Smith?

Hey, FUCK the Marquis de Queensbury, huh?

I have no idea if Jessica Eye's real name is actually eye. Maybe it should be cunt.

Yeah. Very catchy. Jessica Cunt.

After landing several punches that cut into scar-cartilage in Leslie Smith's cauliflower ear, the referee stopped the fight. Jessica the Winner instantly did the nigga gang-sign shit:

The microphones picked up her illiterate nigga-talk: "What up! What up!"

Somebody somewhere is suggesting that blacks take a step up and learn to be literate through integration and assimilating whites in real life and on television? Yeah, maybe that works for Colin Powell and Will Smith. But isn't it interesting how often it works the other way?

Put a white among the blacks, and who starts talkin' black, yo? Who starts doing the meaningless, idiot "spastic finger" stuff, and who starts shouting "What up?"

Even Jimmy Fallon, nerdy white 40 year-old, has his "Roots Crew" of black musicians, and every other word out of his yappy-dog mouth is "That's what I'm sayin'" and "That's what I'm talkin' about."

The jerk hasn't even said anything! He'll shout that after somebody sings a song. Guess he knows "What's up."

Back to our match. Now, we might expect Mike Tyson to bite a chunk of a guy's ear off. But listen to what this Jessica Cunt said after the fight:

"When I connected and saw her ear blow up, that became my main target. I was going to keep hitting it until they stopped the fight or it fell off."

Not exactly the height of sportsmanship, is it? At least she didn't add, "know wuttum sayin'?"

And no, Jessica Cunt didn't go over and bow to Leslie Smith, or pat her shoulder or offer any words of sympathy, which is something that most male MMA fighters do in a situation like this.

For her part, Leslie Smith could've cared less. When the fight was stopped, she strode around the ring shouting, IN SPANISH, that she wanted to continue.

There you are: put a woman into a gym full of Mexicans, and she ends up fluent in Spanish. Bueno. The fight was held in Mexico City, so thank you Leslie for speaking the language. It's too bad that Mexicans in America don't want to speak English.

The main thing in MMA is gore and vicious KO's. Almost as amusing, is the actual "art" of mixed martial arts, where somebody manages to get the opponent into a choke hold that literally renders him unconscious. It's pretty bizarre to see how quickly somebody can lose consciousness if deprived of oxygen for less than ten seconds.

Hardly one to use art or skill, Jessica Cunt simply hit and kicked Leslie Smith, who similarly hit and kicked back. Neither are exactly going to win against a truly skilled MMA champion.

As for Leslie, how do you stitch up a cauliflower ear? Or is she going to just go get a butcher knife, cut it off, and continue fighting?

While old-fashioned boxing, for women, hasn't caught on, and we barely heard of Leila Ali, who beat up much smaller girls and then retired, the planet's savagery has led to a big interest in MMA. Women kicking and punching each other? Great! The big star is a woman who has almost broken the arms of a half-dozen foes: "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey" who has also posed semi-naked for Sports Illustrated. It won't be long before Ronda's box office status is challenged by actual "heavyweight" women. Hey, if people LOVE to see blobs like "Mama June" in reality TV, fat-asses like Kardashian, and tawdry blimps like Adele...I'm sure the MMA will be able to book lumbering fish-smelling monstrosities to throw each other around, bash each other's boobs sideways, and yes, separate an ear to the point where somebody calls for a Kotex.

The big deal with MMA, as opposed to "pro wrestling," is that MMA is REAL. Painfully so. WOMEN in MMA? Well, why look toward someone like Serena Williams who merely waves a powerful tennis racket? Jessica Cunt can split an ear in half, and Leslie Smith can stand there, like a Monty Python knight with blood spurting, saying, "I'm not hurt, you coward! Afraid? Come on and fight!"

Reality TV! Reality sports! You can't make this stuff up!!