"God told me it's good luck to kill 100,000 of his creatures!"

In the 21st Century, and Hindu idiots still want to slaughter animals because...God likes stinky carcasses? God is crazy over watching dirty-faced morons hack away at the creatures he spent so much time creating? God is some kind of sadist lunatic JUST like Hindus?

Just when you think Muslim fanatics are just about the worst assholes on the planet, the Hindus come to remind is that THEY are a right bunch of cunts!

"If I'm being honest," I'll put it this way. Why does the world hate the Jews but think these fucking shit-faced crazy Hindu jackasses deserve any respect? "If I'm being honest," the answer is, that these fucking shit-faced crazy Hindu jackasses are holding gigantic sabers, that's why. What animal torture would a Jew do? None. Maybe one of those pale, emaciated pussy-faced Orthodox Jews, if he's a butcher, might wave a chicken over his head and then "ritually slaughter" it the kosher way.

The Jew would ONLY do it if he's being paid (Jews are like that). The Jew, unlike the fuckhead Hindu, does NOT think that killing animals brings good luck!

"It is thought by devotees that the sacrifices can bring good luck and the killings are an offering to the Hindu goddess of power, Gadhimai."

Where's Gadhimai? Anybody actually seen this bitch? Is she in that great ladies room in the sky, powdering her twat? If she's the Goddess of Power, how come so many Hindu assholes have no electricity? How come they're spending their time knee-deep in cow dung, hacking away at any domestic wildlife they can find?

Religious morons get very upset if you mock them. What else can you do but laugh? Spit on them? They are IDIOTS. They are absolutely stark raving mad. I only wish they were bat shit crazy, and went after bats, moths and boll weevils. We don't need PESTS, you Hindu nitwits. If God isn't going to bring you good luck, your neighbors will certainly do you a favor or two if you rid the neighborhood of wasps. Killing rats seems like a good idea...why not stick to rats? Surely there's some fucking dinner you idiots can make out of them? Ratatouille Curry?

As horrific and obnoxious as Joey Chestnut is, and American "competitive eating competitions," they pale alongside ridiculous spectacles like ritual animal slaughter to appease invisible beings based on superstitious twaddle from anonymous fiction writers. WHO, for fuck's sake, ever said the Bible the Koran or any of these other ass-wipe books are works of fact? They might very well have been in the FICTION section of the cave.

Do you suppose the Hindu shits would think we were a bit strange if we ran around shaking apples off trees and stomping them into the ground so that the Applesauce God living 100 feet underground could suck the soil and then bless our next crop? "Hey, we are sacrifice apples here. Stop laughing!"

You Hindu swine!

I am a little Hindu.
I do all that a kin do
And where my fucking brains should be
I have to make some skin do!