For decades now, flushed with the success of crap, Broadway's longest running shows have been Lloyd-Weber garbage and Disney drek. Stupid tourists, brainless ethnics, and dimwit Jews from Long Island, have waddled into theaters to see cockamamie screaming and bellowing from "The Lion King" and anybody in drag, and such mindless crap as "Cats," which didn't even have a story, just a bunch of third-rate mangy muppets prowling around.
But gee, "Rocky" (a bad musical with a "you've got to see the staged prize fight ending") closed, several ethnic musicals did, and following the ultra-stupid "Spiderman" mess, and Woody Allen's failed "Bullets Over Broadway," nobody wants to be stung for $100 or $200 seats to "The Last Ship."
Yes, it seems that old, old pap-meisters like STING and ELTON JOHN can't fill theaters with musical drivel any more than they can get fans to buy their latest lousy CDs.
What a fucking laugh: people are going to drop big bucks just because Stinky Sting is in the show now?
Who the FUCK is Sting? He's a senile old man with a stupid name. All he did was sing ONE good song called "Every Breath You Take," which also happens to be creepier than all the allegations against Cosby put together.
What else? Oh yeah, White Boy sang like a Jamaican Nigger with "Roxanne." That's an achievement? He's lucky Jamaican niggers are too high on weed to bother hanging him by his little aspirin-sized balls. What a fucking racist joke this asshole is. Him and Peter Gabriel with their dialect-singing. Fucking nerve.
It's fortunate that most people who invest in Broadway shows know it's a win-win situation. Either they make MORE money, or they get a wonderful tax write-off. In other words, if Sting's show closes early, HOORAY!
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