Piggy Iggy Azalea and J. Lo IQ act like Morons at AMA Awards

Aw, no Viley Virus?

Something called the "American Music Awards" was on the other night, and ooh, WHO could we count on to be stupid, slutty and obnoxious? That's what people want. They don't want...MUSIC. Who cares about MUSIC?

Jeez, remember the boring days when a Joni Mitchell or Carole King or Carly Simon or Kate Bush or Annie Lennox would actually sing a song, and there might even be lyrics to comprehend? Who wants THAT anymore?

Stepping up to the ho' and booty and "push the slut envelope" and "let's be assholes" game were Iggy Azalea, the White Zombie herself, and J. Lo-class, the aging Jennifer Lopez, who seems to haplessly have to do whatever idiots tell her to do in order to stay current and worth some slimy ink in a fan mag.

Oh, two low-class half-breeds spanked each other and twerked. That's the music biz. That's a song called "Booty." That's the level of stupidity that is the rule, not the exception.

Since Madonna and Britney already lesbo-kissed, these two mutants had to do what even the American Music Awards producers told them NOT to do, and bang their butts together.

But, yo, it's all good. A typical shit-brain 20-something getting paid chump change (if anything) snottily tells us that the world didn't end because two asshole cunts acted like lesbo sluts:

No, the world didn't come to an end. Except this isn't going to lower the stats on the number of brainless twats who pass out in bars, get gang raped in college dorms, or get assaulted or murdered on their way back from the bar where they drank themselves into imbecility. It's not going to raise the stats on the number of women who are employed, getting the same pay as men, and doing something useful in the world.

Nah, chickies, take a look at what J. Lo and Iggy (and Viley Virus) are doing. That's the real deal. (Viley was off having her 22nd birthday...stripping topless, playing games with a dildo, and in general still acting like the dimwit slut moron she is.)

Meanwhile her fans do the best they can, looking foolish with a YouTube video doing karaoke or something. They go to a bar, pretend to be Viley Virus, get applause for being drunk, and more for happily going topless and kissing some other dimwit pop tart for a dare. Or maybe giving blowjobs to a line of guys who are laughing hilariously and taking snapshots to post on Instajerk.

Role models? Hell, why even try? Besides, you might have to diet and learn something about make-up and hair to look like Taylor Swift. It's much easier to over-eat, have a fat ass like Kardashian, or be a half-breed mutant like Iggy the Piggy. I mean, Iggy the Piggy was even dissed with some kind of rape-fantasy by the great Eminem. And if you repulse Eminem, you are one hell of a pig whore twat slut idiot mutant chimp bitch. "Just sayin'"