Now? We give you "Mama June" and Kim Kardashian, Viley Virus and rap music. You know that Coca-Cola will kill you. You look over at us and see our stupid hot-dog eating contests, and redneck duck hunters and racists. And did I mention "Mama June?"
How embarrassing for America that not only have we given the world a bunch of shit reality shows, and daytime horrors like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich and Dr. Phil (which are now emulated by similar tawdry hosts around the world), a big hit was "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," about a preening, obese brat and her disgusting, in-bred hillbilly family.
The show was finally canceled, mostly because "Mama June" was shagging a sex offender. Whether or not obese little "Boo Boo" will get her OWN show in a few years...parading herself through her own serious of hideous boyfriends (or girlfriends or both), God only knows. And considering how "God is Great," maybe the show will just be a series of prison confessions as she relates all the Jews she beheaded while snacking on peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
This fucking horrible "Mama June" is OFF the air but she will NOT go away. She's made a fortune, but fame? She's got to have people paying attention to her 24/7. She seems to have quite a lot of lurid shit she hasn't even BEGUN to talk about yet. Lucky us. Unlucky U.S., which can't shake off the image that it's filled with insane rednecks and niggers. Isn't that the image of America now? Who the fuck wants to come here? Maybe a quick stop in Hollywood or New York City, but otherwise, it's inhabited by mindless black and white mongrels. And Latinos. Si. Es muy malo.
An obese ugly stupid woman who began having sex at 12. Yeah, that's titillating, exciting, educational, and important news in today's paper:
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