UK GETS USA "BLACK FRIDAY" FEVER

What is this, Ebola revenge?

America is sending it's E-BUY fever all over the world?

Amid the usual hilarity of watching AMERICAN shoppers literally fall all over themselves to get "bargains," and camp out all night to be first in line for a "doorbuster"bargain, there's the above. Now EVERYBODY in the Christian world is doing the same!

Thanks to American assholes, the Friday after Thanksgiving is now the official start of Christmas shopping mania, which not only includes pushing and shoving into every store, but E-BUY fever...going on line to see what American cocksuckers like Jeff "AMAZON" Bezos have available for mail order.

The 11pm news Thursday night was headlined by reports from Macy's and other big stores...all about the frenzy of maniacs to BUY BUY BUY. Reporters were grinning that THIS year, all the chain stores actually opened THANKSGIVING DAY at 6pm, to remain open ALL night and ALL DAY FRIDAY.

What the FUCK happened to any kind of family Thanksgiving? Having THURSDAY day off and then FRIDAY to shop (most everybody takes a long weekend) ain't good enough?? No.

It used to be that THANKSGIVING DAY was sacred. You stayed home and gave thanks. Thanks for food, shelter and family.

Now? Now, it's "let's all finish up by 6pm when the stores open, and shop for four hours straight. OR BEYOND.

Yes, the 21st Century IS shite, and one sign of it is how warped the Thanksgiving "holiday" has become.

For many, it was always miserable because the family was obnoxious, or the food and shelter not too good, or there was literally nothing to be thankful about. Now you're supposed to be happy because, at the very least, you can go SHOPPING on Thanksgiving?

I'm glad to say that misery loves company, and...HA HA HO HO HEE HEE...America's repulsive tradition is now spreading like the black plague.

Lastly:

If this even happened, it wasn't on the 11pm news. The 11pm news was all about shoppers flooding into stores. Then, about ten minutes later, "consumer affairs" reporters came on to say, ha ha ho ho hee hee, that many of the best deals can be had AFTER Christmas. And, "if you do have to buy for Christmas, check on line. Use your APP and check bar codes and go to THESE WEBSITES that comparison shop. There's really no need to wait overnight for "doorbuster" deals because there's so much competition, you can get the best price without pushing and shoving..."

Then there were reports about the fucking parade, but none that I saw mentioned anything about Snoopy being in danger from Muslim maniacs. The only human interest report was about an 83 year-old woman who "always wanted to be in the parade," and finally got a chance to sit her ass on a float and wave to people. It was her "bucket list" wish, and she tearfully told the world how "thankful" she was. She was also wearing a hat with a stuffed turkey figurine on it.

Have I mentioned how much I hate Thanksgiving? I am so thankful...it's OVER.