No. I didn't either, until the Daily News declared that she was the Internet champ over Kim Kardashian for...oh, showing her ass. Gosh, that takes intelligence and talent, doesn't it?
As David Letterman used to say about Stupid Human Tricks: "This is NOT a competition. No wagering."
But I bet I know where this will lead.
No point ranting that some bimbo's ass isn't "news." No point grumbling that people think a thong means "she's actually not naked." No point wondering why eBay pretends to only allow "risque" images from before 1940 and instead allows full frontal nudity, male and female, to be sold.
The big thing is WHAT this stupid cunt Jamie King will do for an encore. After all, she's competing with a bunch of sluts who weren't born, just squeezed out of a wet Kotex. This includes Kardashian, Amanda Bynes, the ever popular Viley Virus, and "oh she's really smart" Chelsea Handler.
My guess is that next July 4th, when Joey Chestnut once again takes center stage displaying his talent for eating hot dogs while the 3rd world starves, Jamie will sashay out in her undies, carry a 42 DOUBLE-D bra with shit piled high in each cup, and start chowing down.
"She's the Shit Eating Champ!" the Daily News will happily declare, while somebody from the "Jackass" movie franchise hands her a trophy, a golden globe full of donkey semen to chug down in triumph.
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