PHARRELL PHUCKED FOR HAVING COMMON SENSE

Pharrell is not a "Happy" guy these days.

That's because he's black. Blacks are all supposed to stick up for other blacks, no matter what. Yo.

If they show any common sense, they are immediately backstabbed. They're called Uncle Toms. If you're black and you don't happen to think every thug deserves praise, or that strutting around being illiterate and showing your underpants is a good thing, you better shut yo mouth. Yo.

America, post Thanksgiving, has nothing better to do than keep moaning and fighting about this fucking Michael Brown case. The alternative is to listen to shit-head Shia LeBeauf claim to have been "raped" (not even worth dis-cussing on this blog), listen to waxy Burt Reynolds promote the memorabilia auction to get himself out of bankruptcy, or learn that waxy Mickey Rourke at age 62 won a boxing exhibition match against some obviously inept idiot half his age.

It's tough being a black celebrity. It's not just whites who hate uppity "high toned" blacks. Blacks do, too. The get jealous and furious if a black celebrity doesn't somehow end every show with "keep the faith" or a wave of a clenched fist, or say something nasty about white people.

Black celebrities are supposed to lapse into dopey dialect ("oh no you dih-ent") or wobble their heads on their necks ("you go, girl") or do some stereotypical strut, just to prove they be REAL. You name the black celebrity...and just wait. They'll play the race card for their own people just to apologize for their money, their clothes, and for being articulate. Whoever it is, and on talk shows and late night shows that would include Whoopi Golberg, Michael Che and the silly-named Questlove, there's going to be a moment when they have to go against The Man, say something about "the brothers," or use rap terms of some kind, just to prove they haven't sold out.

So here's a fairly neutral guy whose stupid songs seem to appeal to everyone, having to endure a lot of slams for a very rational opinion. What the fuck did this guy say that was so outrageous?

Even in the "nicest" pictures of him, Michael Brown looks like an overfed surly baby at best. Let's remember he was 6'4" and well over 200 pounds...in other words, bigger and beefier than most pro football players and even pro wrestlers! He was in a foul mood that night, which nobody can possibly deny, and had committed several documented acts of violence before he went down.

Pharrell was For Real, but that's not good enough for some of his black fans. They expect him to be fucking black-blind to reality.