Estee Lauder: "Stupid Twats Should Smear Kendall Jenner Shit On!"

As if you didn't think "fashion" was shit, and that mags like "Vogue" weren't designed to make stupid cunts part with their money...here comes Kunty Jenner and her deal with Estee Lauder.

Stupid twats look at the Kardashians (and their siblings and half-siblings) as ROLE MODELS. Is that a laugh? There was an article in the paper about how teenage girls have been doing nude selfies and showing them around, because KIM did it.

"Estee Lauder" sounds too Audrey Hepburn-esque doesn't it? You get the impression of some 80 year-old biddie who smells a bit too ripe, dabbing on some crap to cover the stench of decay.

It makes "sense" that they'd look at a nobody like Kunty Jenner, and think, "Gosh, she has no talent, but she's the half-sister of Kardashian, and her mother is the Wicked Witch of Publicity. Let's throw money at her!"

The bitch will do her part, and sashay all over the world babbling about Estee Lauder garbage, and brainwashing her douchey fans into buying loads of needless, expensive grease and stink. Whatever happened to that 60's notion that women were equal, shouldn't paint their faces, and instead take themselves seriously? Oh, nevermind. Put on the clown makeup instead. Talk like a ninny. Wander around as if your tits and your asses are what you're proudest of, because you have no mind.

After all, Kim Kardashian might be the most famous woman in the world, far beyond Hillary Clinton or Kate Middleton or Queen Elizabeth. Because she did porn, showed off her ass, and hooked up with a Nigga. Way to GO!

It's vaguely possible that this Estee Lauder deal will have a benefit: it will force Kunty Jenner to behave like SOME kind of lady and not run after Nigga meat like mama, or her sissies the KKK trio. Kunty may have to keep her clothes on and pretend that wearing stink from Estee Lauder is good enough to interest a man. (Don't women know that they don't even need make-up for that? Just show up. You've got, as Ernest Gebler's Hoffman reminds us, "two lumps and a hole." And that's good enough.)

So here we go, another hideous Kardashian-Jenner foisted on the public; a no talent no brainer who is blatantly out there to SELL shit to teenage morons. Smear your faces and flaps with whatever Kunty Jenner tells you! Estee Lauder = Kunty Jenner.

Whatever happened to class? Estee Lauder knows that it no longer exists. What next, Lauder-assholes, selling ACTUAL toilet water? "Direct from Kunty Jenner's toilet to you. It might even contain a few drips of piss, menstrual blood, or God only knows what..."