She had to tell the world she had a "wardrobe malfunction."
Aren't we ALL tired of those two words? WARDROBE MALFUNCTION?
What's with these stupid twats? They can't help getting their knickers in a twist? Having tits is like trying to keep track of two rabid hamsters? Wearing a dress is DIFFICULT?
Into this idiot 21st Century, it seems that women can no longer dress themselves! Or...they LIKE pulling that corny shit of "Oops, I did it again."
Back in the late 50's, this shit was somewhat funny. Jayne Mansfield would deliberately dip her shoulder so one of her straps would slip down. But not off. And nothing was exposed.
Rather than simply take her fucking CMA Award and go home, Musgraves had to tell the world about her WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. She seems to be yapping about it to every interviewer who comes within smelling distance of her.
The question I had was what the FUCK was she wearing "stick-on panties" for? Here's the answer:
The moronic bitch had to wear a "look, I got a see-through dress, spend all evening trying to get a glimpse of side-cheek, try and see if I'm wearing panties or not!"
Women want to be equal, huh? You don't see even lunatics like David Lee Roth or Ted Nugent with their zippers undone. Even Elton John never "accidentally" let his pants fall down. Now, even a commercially and critically successful woman like Musgraves has to act like a dimwit tart.
She's got a shaved snatch, we know that. She then stuck her mustard-plaster "panty" onto it, and Lordy, she was oozing so much pussy juice the stick-um done unstuck?
The hole thing is just too ludicrous.
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