BONO BREAKS BONES in Central Park. Will he SING ABOUT IT?

The great BONO, with the sanctimonious personality, trademark aviator wrap-around sunglasses, and pompous swagger of super-morality, took a tumble in Central Park.

Amazing, isn't it? He can't fly like the rest of the angels?

If he rolled down into the lake, he couldn't have walked on the water?

The great BONO and his adorably-named band were supposed to spend a week flogging the publicity machine via perky puppy Jimmy Fallon's love-fest of a talk show. That's now on hold. Awwwww.

"I feel your pain." NOT.

Tell you what, Broken Bono Bones, you're lucky you're alive, chipped shoulder bones and all. Because not too long ago, a lady was KILLED in Central Park by a monkey on a bicycle. The monkey wasn't even charged with a crime. Just like you, Bono Bones, he "swerved to avoid" other bicycle assholes. Only instead of falling off his bike, he rammed into this pedestrian crossing the road legally. And he killed her. PS, he smugly refused to talk to reporters afterward and never said a word of condolence to her husband. He was more concerned about his bike, and about letting people know he was a musician-for-hire.

The fact is that bicyclists are the #1 assholes of Central Park, and that's saying something. There are the occasional muggers, pickpockets and rapists. There are the drug dealers and panhandlers in "Strawberry Fields" who make a mockery of John Lennon's memory. There are jackasses who smoke in the park and let their dogs run free and when park personnel tell them it's illegal, they just curse or laugh.

Bicyclists race through the park at break-neck speed, and in wolf packs. They race on paths reserved for joggers. They speed across lawns destroying the grass. They do as they please. And who was one of them? BONO.

BONO finds it much more fashionable to put on his trademark sunglasses and bawl into a microphone for Bob Geldof than to write a song about the woman killed by the bicyclist in Central Park. "Do they Know it's Christmas," huh? "Does he know a woman was killed by a bike rider?"

Imagine if BONO BONES gave a press conference at "Strawberry Fields" asking Mayor De Blasio for increased police presence there. Like, "Instead of giving your black wife a government job where she acts like SHE is the mayor, and giving her a paid monkey who gets $170,00 for doing nothing and living in New Jersey, how about pay $30,000 or even minimum wage, for a security guard to keep "Strawberry Fields" civilized?"

Imagine!

I'd like to see BONO BONES point out that more people in America have been KILLED IN CENTRAL PARK than have died of EBOLA, and demand that bicycles be BANNED from anywhere in Central Park except the roads that cars use.

BONO BONES wouldn't have any broken bones if Central Park wasn't overgrown with Boomtown Rats on wheels. Did he want a leisurely ride in the park and get caught up in maniac bastards on expensive racing bikes? Did he think he could compete with the racing bikes and pay the price? Maybe when he gets out of the hospital he'll have something to say about a situation that has killed more Americans than EBOLA?