Thursday, November 19, 2015

ADELE 25 This Little Piggy Ain't On SPOTIFY

Sorry, Seniormole, you senile drunken wino old twit, ADELE does NOT believe in SPOTIFY.

Yes Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus, and if you want the fat cow's new album, ask him to BUY it as an actual CD.

By GOD how the money rolls in. Adele is drooling at the prospect.

The fat cow is lucky.

She has dumb fans who don't know how to download off Kickass. She has dimwit housewives who will admire a CD like it was a box of chocolates.

There's a very small group of awful singers who have fans that WORSHIP them so much, they MUST have every booklet with a photo, and every bit of memorabilia to display in their basement shrines.

Most every other performer, from Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran to Rod Stewart and Ringo Starr just accepts the shitty Spotify royalties. As Seniormole would dictate, they accept that the days of huge profits and platinum discs are over, and you use an album to promote your live show and to sell t-shirts.

And that vast bunch of indie artists and mid-catalog has-beens? Too fuckin' bad.

It's pretty incredible the number of people who simply pay for a Spotty Pie subscription and use it as a commercial free juke box, programming musical wallpaper all day.

Shauna Cuntwell's idol Taylor Swift made a strong pitch against this shit, because she's moral and she's powerful. Too bad the only person following her is just a greedy moo. The music industry, for all but horrible pap-smears like Adele, is still doooooomed.

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