R: Hate America? Why should I hate America, son?
Q: YOU HATE ISRAEL FOR TAKING AWAY THE LAND FROM THE PALESTINIANS. DIDN'T AMERICANS TAKE AWAY ALL THE LAND FROM THE CHEROKEE, SEMINOLE, SIOUX AND THE OTHER TRIBES?
R: Oh? They did, did they? Oh well. I think Peter Gabriel covered it when he wrote "Red Rain." Isn't that about Redskins?
Q: WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE WORLD TO BOYCOTT AMERICAN PRODUCTS?
R: Look, Sunny Jim, I'm Roger Waters, I created Pink Floyd, and I've got an army of Neo-Nazi fans who would gang up and kill you for me. Why don't you talk about how sensitive I am, you fucking kike? At least talk about my latest project!
Q: YOU MEAN YOUR 90TH RE-TREAD VERSION OF "THE WALL?" WILL YOU EVER DO ANYTHING BUT FLOG THAT SHIT?
R: You know I'm a perfectionist. I take my time till everything is right.
Q: WHAT'S RIGHT?
R: Scapegoating Jews! I have shot some preliminary footage for a documentary on The Final Solution.
Q: PART OF YOUR "NO LAND FOR JEWS" POLICY?
R: Damn straight, Lad! You're on my wavelength. I am a sensitive man, that's why I spend so much time working to destroy Israel.
Q: JEWS SHOULDN'T HAVE A HOMELAND?
R: Who said they should? Nobody! Israel belongs to Palest-eeeeenians! Moses said "Let My People Go," and guided them to the promised land, but it was really promised to the Palest-eeeeeenians! I know this! I am a scholar! Jews shouldn't have a homeland when they're alive or when they're dead! Jewish cemeteries are a waste of space.
Q: LET'S SEE THAT FILM CLIP WHERE YOU VISIT JEWISH GRAVES AND SPIT ON THEM.
R: Yes, it's terrible to see any land wasted on Jews.
Q: YOU HATE JEWS.
R: Not at all. Where do people get that idea? Some of my best friends are Jews. They just don't come forward and say so. I'm sure they agree Israel was never mentioned in any holy book as being for Jews. Jews don't deserve to have land, and when they die, their tombstones should be toppled over and swastikas spray painted on them.
Q: ISRAEL PRESERVES HOLY SITES THAT CHRISTIANS VISIT. FACE IT, IF THE MIDDLE EAST WAS JUST A SET OF MUSLIM COUNTRIES, THE WORLD WOULD BE DESTABILIZED. YOU COULDN'T VISIT THE PLACES CHRIST WALKED. MUSLIMS LIKE TO BURN DOWN CHURCHES. MUSLIMS WHO BARELY GET ALONG WITH THEMSELVES -- SHIITE VS SUNNI -- DO AGREE ON KEEPING OUT WHITES. AND YOU ARE AS WHITE AS A GHOST, PAL. YET YOU DON'T EVEN THINK JEWS SHOULD REST IN PEACE IN A CEMETERY
R: (winking) Come now, Jews should be cremated and tossed into the wind. "Dust in the wind...all we are are dust in the wind..."
Q: YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT ONE. THAT'S KANSAS.
R: Christ, I have to remember that. What a strange idea, that I didn't write everything. I deserve all royalties. I should control everything. Pink Floyd is MINE! I take the money!
Q: AND THEY CALL JEWS MONEYGRUBBERS? YOU RELEASE THE SAME MUSIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
R: I've got a new angle for "The Wall." This time: "The Wailing Wall." There's a big wall, see, and we gather Jews like battering rams and smash them into it, and sing: "Another Kike in the Wall." My journey, my life's work of fomenting hatred for Israel and presenting myself as King Pink, is not over yet.
Sean Evans, my wonderful director, told me, "Your father would be proud to know your contribution to anti-Semitism, and how your criticism of Israel helps scapegoat Jews in so many ways. Especially with a new generation of kids."
Oh, when he said that about my father, I was gutted. I am so sensitive. My biggest regret about my father is that he fought against Hitler. Why do that? Hitler had the right idea. Get rid of Jews and you have no problems.
Q: ISN'T IT THE MUSLIMS WHO ARE BLOWING PEOPLE UP AND TERRORIZING THE WORLD? WHEN DID JEWS DO THAT? HITLER WAS MURDERING JEWS WHO WERE TEACHERS, SCIENTISTS, ARTISTS AND THINKERS. THEY WEREN'T TELLING THE WORLD, "DRAW A PICTURE OF MOSES AND WE'LL FLY PLANES INTO OFFICE BUILDINGS."
R: Israel is the only country in the world that is apartheid! There's not an Arab or Palestinian or Christian there. They drink the blood of babies. They must be starved out of there and go away and give the Palest-eeeeenians everything. Yassir Arafat was a nice man. Hamas is a great organization. I've been over this before. Well, I have no more time, I've got to lie around here in The Hamptons and ponder how to make "The Wall" into a Broadway show, Netflix special and a brand of IUD. I'm also going to work on a directors cut of the documentary with extra footage, to be released a year after sales start waning on the current version. I'm so glad I'm SO rich, and I can live in luxury in one of the richest places in America.
Q: AMERICA MURDERED MILLIONS OF INDIANS AND TOOK THEIR LAND. YOU'RE OK WITH THAT? YOU'RE NOT FOR SANCTIONS AGAINST AMERICA UNTIL THEY GIVE ALL THE LAND BACK TO THE INDIANS?
R: (pointing a thumb backward at himself) Don't tell ME what to do! Owww...now you made me poke myself in the stomach! Owww, I'm gutted, absolutely gutted. Look, a black and blue mark on my ghostly white skin! I am gutted! I am SO sensitive. I am a perfectionist! Do you know how long it took me to find a uniform I could wear on stage that looked just like a Nazi one but wasn't? Where are you, father, they're trying to cruficy me! When der Fuhrer says we is da master race, we heil! Heil...
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