There's a Panty Smeller Born Every Minute

Guys are so stupid, aren't they? Yes, they are.

Oh GOSH, here's a swinging EBAY seller who threw a big sexy party and a PAIR OF PANTIES GOT LEFT BEHIND.

So this urbane, wealthy, sophisticated party-giver desperately needs to make $5 selling them on EBAY.

Right. Some fucking kid in Oregon supposedly spent $200 on a room, $200 on food for his pals, $500 on a stripper, and she just happened to leave her PANTIES behind. Oooh ooh! $5 sale! Wowee ZOWEE!

It reminds me of an auction years ago, when some jerk claimed his mommy, a cleaning lady in a Boston hotel, found a pair of Britney Spears' panties under the couch. This lie was enough to get a $40 return.

Kind of surprising THIS asshole hasn't made up a flashier story, huh?

If you scope the site, you'll find PLENTY of con artists claiming they've got a bra, or shoes or some other "wardrobe" item that "once belonged" to a major star. This is so much easier than FORGING. Just go to a charity shop, grab a bra, and run a photo CLAIMING that the famous chick was wearing it in the picture.

Remarkable that some SO LUCKY eBay sellers seem to be in the right place when dozens of well-guarded female celebrities are changing. How AMAZING that they can make deals with every wardrobe department, and that celebrities never wear their own underwear but "rent" it from the movie studio.

Ha ha ha, laugh all the way to the bank.

And the bidder in the case of those stripper panties? Sniff sniff. As long as he can SNIFF SNIFF he won't be crying.

A victimless crime.