Monday, November 16, 2015

Millennials Believe in Miracles

I almost feel sad for the Shauna morons who naively spend their time on the INTERNET signing themselves up for every idiot "networking" site.

They dream that they'll be discovered and given a record deal. Or make big money selling their stupid CD or book on line. Or that they'll make a fortune in GOOTUBE commissions.

The reality is that there's brutal competition among REAL TALENTS, and the agencies that pay for voiceover artists, and the companies that sign up singers and authors, and the casting agents who handle movies and TV are NOT hunting around on the Internet desperately seeking Millennials.

No. They have massive files LOADED with people who have REAL experience and REAL credentials, and for every minor job there are THOUSANDS of qualified people to choose from.

And they are not named SHAUNA.

Jesus. The Internet is only good for identity theft and fraud. Some bitch puts her ADORABLE face all over the place and begs for a chance to write a song for a fiver, be a dog walker, or do voiceovers for chump change...and she'll end up getting gangbanged by Pakis for FREE.

This is the best idiot Millennials can do? Toss their photos and resumes all over the Internet thinking something GOOD will happen and not something very, very bad?

Idiocy. Utter idiocy.

Teenagers figure they can't get ahead by staying in school. They figure being an intern somewhere will take a few years out of their lives without pay. They think they have plenty of time to "be discovered" or win a lottery, and in the meantime they can live with Mum and Dad and save money by stealing music, movies and books on line.

Don't they see how humiliating it is to put their resumes all over the place, and go begging to be linked in with some other idiot, and to expose their desperate lack of experience and intelligence?

Maybe it's only natural Millennials are mostly dumb, vain and naive. They don't think. They only dream. They have to shove out thoughts of climate change, pollution and their culture being invaded by foreigners, so they've developed thick skins and tremendous narcissism. They are fed a diet of Kuntrashian stories and the worst music the world has ever heard. They get excited about dumbed down dopey "reality shows." They don't have the capacity to read a classic book. Watching a black and white movie for a Millennial is like anyone else trying to learn Latin.

But to throw yourself all over social media "pursuing the dream??"

Here she is on some idiot "Artist Signal" website where hundreds of morons "vote" for each other, and apparently compete for getting enough "hits" to earn A FEW PENNIES. Huh? What?

This makes as much sense as trying to amass thousands of Farcebook friends, or see how many times some idiot thing you wrote got re-tweeted.

The Queen of Crumlin. Oh well. What else can she do but be a silly bitch?

The amazing thing is she doesn't realize there are literally thousands just like her, who can mince around in a skirt, bat big eyes, and spend hours taking selfies and douching. If she wasn't such an egotist you might feel sorry for her.

Here's an idiot who is on Farcebook, Twitter, blogs, and dozens of fly-by-night "make money" networking sites. She puts out her puny, ridiculous resumes, and offers to make contact with strangers .HOW...DUMB...IS THAT?

This idiot has actually registered her own DOT.COM ("under construction"), convinced she'll be a star. Right, register your fabulous name before somebody poaches it and holds it for ransom!

Hey, bitch, the name AIN'T SO DISTINCTIVE. There are billions of people on the planet and lots of sound-alikes.

Right now this silly twat is giddy over making a few fivers. Meanwhile, at 19, she thinks chump change to write stories or do voiceovers or walk a dog is real special? Jesus, why doesn't she mention she's available as a baby sitter, too?

Miss "No Better Than She Should Be" is probably only a month away from trying to make extra Christmas money by selling her used knickers on eBay.

She doesn't know the 21st Century is shite? She WILL before she hits 21!

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