Shauna's Paris Tribute/Taylor Swift Cover

Shauna Cuntwell is trying to do something nice for Paris.

She's staying in Ireland.

But she's put a cover song on Fiverr. For five bucks, she'll send you her favorite Taylor Swift song, with re-written lyrics.

"They don't totally scan or match Taylor's lines," Shauna admits, "but that's only because I'm not quite at her level yet. But soon, I'm sure!"

Shauna adds, "The original was about Taylor breaking up with her boyfriend. I've re-done it as a Paris tribute. Now it's about a French boy who has been broken up by an ISIS bomb. Even a swift tailor couldn't stitch him back together! Lol!"

Some ask "Too Soon?" But Shauna replies, "Come on, GUYS, girls just wanna have FUN!"

WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

(lyrics adapted by Shauna Cuntwell, copyright and proceeds go to the Irish Republican Army).

I remember when the bombs dropped that last time

I said "This is it, no more of this crap,"
'cause like
, I couldn't see your face for the blood

And your head had a big black gap. (What?)

Then you fell dead and so I said 

"Baby, they missed me and I swear I'm glad it was you, trust me!"

Too bad those Muslims didn't know you hate Jews.

Oh, ewww, they bombed you, you broke up, you're in pieces, Sacre Bleu!"
Ooh, I called it off when your head came off. 

And ooh, there's no point in using Krazy Glue, so I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together,

Sapristi, love is risky! We're never getting back together,

I'll go bury your scraps, or feed them to the dog. Woof woof!

But oof, your brain's now a scrambled "oeuf," so we're never getting back together
Like, ever!
Eww, death! I'm gonna miss your garlic breath

You silly Frenchman, your father was a hamster.

Why did you drag me to that Paris punk concert? Not my type of music trip

You must've been drunk before you got totally ripped.
Ooh, as I hold your severed ears in my hands,

 I guess you won't listen but I'm telling you, I'M TELLING YOU
We are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together...
Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah….
Ewww, ear wax in your severed ear? GROSS! I'm outta here...