Toothpicks and That sing a cover song tribute to GRIMSBY!

"We heard how the Grimsby police stupidly let a convict escape a bridge and run away," says Shuana Cuntwell. "My first thought was: this would be a great excuse for a COVER song I could post on GOOTUBE for the GUYSSSSS!"

She quickly got Darren Lox and Bill Hoobastank, and with a re-write of Bernie Taupin, they are begging you to pay a fiver to hear...

Grimsby!

As he sat loitering on the bridge
The cops said "Let it slide"
We all heard the mayor say:
"No cars are allowed to ride."
And in confusion people cried,
"Who cares about this twit?"
He tied up Grimsby eleven hours
Oh what a load of shit!

CHORUS

Oh oh Grimsby, a thousand dumb sights
Don't you love the drunk fights
Ohhh in Grimsby?
The cops have no minds
Heads up their behinds down in Grimsby

You let a mad youth
Act like John Wilkes Booth and escape here
You said, "you sweet toff, just run and piss off!"
You don't care if he commits rape here?

Rustic town so full of clowns
Just give your dicks a pull
You wank all day, crooks get away
You'd think you were all in Hull!
No fuckin' clue what do you do?
Don't know pies from peas
You undercover uber-jerks
Have undies full of fleas

CHORUS

Grimsby a thousand luddites
Let bums piss, dogs bite,
Ohh Grimsby,
All England should care
and say fuckin' prayers for poor Grimsby…