Leave this Fat-Assed Kitten Alone

Muslim women blow themselves up, hoping Americans will pay with their lives.

American women shove their fat asses at a camera and think guys should pay to smell their panties. Like so:

That's an awfully lame and unattractive sight, isn't it? "Kitten" is a pudgy slob and her knickers aren't exactly the type that are sold by Victoria's Secret.

But did EBAY actually tell this bitch to take a hike? You never know. Half the time they let idiots bend the rules or write inane caveats. But when it comes to innuendo about underwear being smelly, they turn up their noses.

Ebay employees are incredibly arrogant and they don't like being told what to do. So any ad in which some twat starts dictating her bitchy and huffy demands...is bound to get tossed.

What a bratty, ranting skunk:

Right, trailer trash piglet, you aren't selling used "underware."

The legalese from this illiterate is that the photo is just to show how panties are worn. People don't know. Panties aren't worn as a hat? Ah, the photo shows them around the waist of someone Adele would even call gross.

"Zipped for optimal freshness" isn't a clue that there's stink in the bag?

"Please message me...I have so much more to tell you :)" isn't an obvious whore line?

Last but most hilarious: "Malicious reporting of this item will be reported to and investigated by Ebay."

Ya got that one right, Miss Piggy. If the item is reported, it WILL be investigated by EBay. Result? Bye, bye, BITCH!