A Bullshitter Eats A Handful

Sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes the bear eats you.

Sometimes you fling the bullshit. Sometimes you eat it.

After going through several identities thanks to eBay being so stupid about letting suspended fuckheads get new accounts, GREEDY FUCKHEAD (a good translation of his last eBay name) finally had to pull his hundreds of obnoxious photo fakes and GO AWAY.

Ebay couldn't save him. Neither could his incredible array of bullshittery. Nope, it ain't gonna stand up in court, all the crap about his items being "public domain" or "artwork" or that they're immune from Federal Law because of some ridiculous loophole he invented. He put everything in his ad except "sold for educational purposes and review only, please destroy within five days."

His specialty: taking famous movie scenes featuring actresses who NEVER posed naked, and turning them into humiliating, idiotic nude scenes:

Is it a surprise this bastard is in FLORIDA?

This clown made over 500 of these. That's how he spent his time. Over the past four or five fucking years, this necrophile demonstrated a special misogynist hatred for such kindly stars as Grace Kelly, Myrna Loy, Anne Bancroft and Fay Wray.

Doing the porn equivalent of painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa, he'd Photoshop 50's and 60's stars of wholesome musicals (Doris Day etc.) and All-American icons such as Donna Reed and Annette Funicello so they were lewdly spreading their legs and showing their twats. Or rather, what HE thought their twats looked like.

The odds were with him for a long time. Maybe 1 in 100 women had a rep who caught him and reported him. It typically would take a year before he amassed enough protests for eBay to throw him off. He'd come back with another alias, and abuse everyone all over again, except the ones who caught him. Sometimes, though, he couldn't resist temptation, and preyed on some victims a second and even a third time. That's like a rapist going after the same victim again and again. He'd be suspended, and then start over.

Ebay has a policy against suspended assholes coming back and doing the same shit over again, but they made an exception in his case. Even when told he was back, they'd wait and let the complaints pile up before doing anything.

Here's the chutzpah-filled copy he used in his ads. Notice how at one point he claims he can get away with this shit because it's "public domain." Later, he declares he can get away with it because he has the consent of the copyright owner!

He comes up with crazy double-talk (Grace Kelly died in France, therefore American law doesn't apply and everything she did is public domain). He insists his photo copies are "digital paintings." Of course whenever he got shut down by a rep for any actress, he shut his fucking mouth and didn't challenge it. He was confident his caveat-load of bluffs would intimidate most people from even trying to file against him.

What a load of Roland-like verbiage and pseudo-lawyer palaver.

Only two little joke inserts are in there...otherwise it's dead serious smoke and mirrors.

Who did he think he was kidding with his pompous excuses? Why didn't the Screen Actors Guild or a powerful attorney for several women slap this jerk down years ago? Why did it take so long?

Finally, a higher power than EBAY told him: go quietly or the noise you hear will be your butt getting ripped a second asshole.

Byeeeeeeee. And may Grace Kelly rest in peace.