Saturday, October 15, 2016

Can I PAY for a Photo with YOU...PEDO PLEASE?

Above, some of the more ridiculous "photo ops" for the Chiller nerds. 

You can see why some would want to part with what isn't TOO much money. Look, a garbage man in Weehawken who has seniority could well get $40 an hour, so why not hand that $40 to Martin Landau? He was in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE and he played Lugosi in ED WOOD. He starred in a Woody Allen film AND a Twilight Zone episode. (Those are about all the credits a dweeb would know). 

Ever have your car repaired? Ever tried to get a plumber to fix the toilet? You can easily drop $100 or $200 "in labor, parts not included." A low-class plumber will happily exchange the $120 he got for sticking his hand in a shitty drain and screwing a few bolts into a toilet, for the bragging rights to standing next to Tony Orlando and Dawn. Look it's ME with Tony Orlando and Dawn! Ayyyyyy, and Tony Orlando and Dawn aren't holding their noses.  

It does get a little sick when the choice is...CHILD STARS from the "Willy Wonka" movie. Why are you so focused on the kiddies, my pretty? Why are you SO completely bonkers that you don't even notice these child stars have grown up and don't even look like they did in the movie? You STILL want to get close to them because of how they looked pre-puberty? That's pretty pedo. Or, to pun the British spelling, these two actresses are making getting paedo-paid.

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