Gruesome Celine Dion, whose car-alarm voice has helped get many a dimwitted bitch moist in the nethers, reveals that she's only been with a goat.
Barry Gooker: "I would be willing to take over, but only if she covers my hit, Wide Shit in the Pail."
Says Pinhead Clare: "I've only been intimate with Barry Gooker!"
Then again...
"I don't believe all I read in the papers,
they're just out to capture my dime."
Believe what's for sale on EBAY. Celine, you bawdy whore!
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