France: "How Do We Get ZE NOIRS Over to England?"

The snail-eating frog-killing Frenchies were delighted to welcome "Ze Noirs" to their country. They thought they were going to get world champion tennis players to take the place of Yannick Noah.

Instead, they got more drug addicts, rapists, dumbass morons and lunatic psychos than they knew what to do with. (IE, have them work at the hotel where Kim Kardashian likes to stay). The creatures have been muddying up a river bank where they squat and shit, and now? Now the government is plotting for a way to give them their wish: get them out of France and OVER TO ENGLAND

Human rights activists say: "Why shouldn't the ignorant and violent mate? Sharks do it. Wolverines do it. Humans should do it. They are entitled! It's human rights! It's Freedom of Sperm! They should fuck like rabbits and we should take care of them! If they have no skills, we should give them welfare. If they won't speak our language we should speak theirs and make the country bilingual! We advocate that all the dirtbags who have nothing better to do but overbreed should emigrate and come to us! Er, no US, meaning Human Rights activists. We don't want them at OUR white-linen dinner tables! We expect the government to do it, and that these people be put up in any towns except ours!"

Realizing his policy has failed, the Prime Minister of France held a meeting with "Dirty Maggie" May and declared, "I wave my private parts at you! Your father was a boot sale denizen, and your mother smelled like Amy Wagstaff's twat. I unclog my Niggas at you! Make Blackpool black! Go ahead, you racist xenophobic scum! Don't claim you won't take them because they don't have Khan for a last name. We'll change their names so they ALL do. Sapristi!"