"This is the story of the HURRICANE..."

Oooh, let's listen to the portent of doom played on Scarlet's violin.

HURRICANE!

You guessed it, it's hurricane season in the US of A.

For some reason, Hurricanes have to be given first names. It makes them, what, human??

SOMEBODY is in charge of naming these things, starting with A and working through the alphabet. So far, I don't think any season has reached a Zita. Or Zasu.

We're up to M. As in MATTHEW. As in MEMES.

Memes are turning up on Farcebook and Twatter from religious fanatics. They're ORDERING you and me to PRAY.

Come on everybody, down on your knees!

And when you get up, make fun of the Muslims who bend over toward Mecca. Ha ha ha. THEY do it for NO reason at all. WE save this shit for HURRICANES.

May I ask why the religious fanatics think they NEED to pray? Doesn't GOD know what he's doing? Isn't GOD going to level a whole bunch of houses and kill a whole lot of people, no matter what? Isn't that what a hurricane does??

Hurricane Matthew is forecast to be a big storm, but who knows, if enough people PRAY, maybe GOD will change his mind.

Isn't that what the religious fanatics are saying? GOD isn't really all-knowing and all-seeing and has a good reason why even women and children get killed in hurricanes. He just inflicts this shit because he wants MORE PRAYING. He's SO fucking needy about prayers!

Religious fanatics can't bear to think that life is a crap shoot, and your number can come up, or some disaster can strike, with NO MEANING OR REASON.

Then again, some egomaniacs welcome Hurricane Matthew because THEY think GOD is on their side!